7 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH A CHILD

>
> 7 reasons not to mess with a child:
>
> A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
> was
> physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though
> it was
> a very large mammal its throat was very small.
> The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
> Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
> it
> was physically impossible.
> The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
> The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
> The little girl replied, "Then you ask him "
>
> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
> were
> drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As
> she
> got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
> drawing
> was.
> The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
> The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
> Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
> "They
> will in a minute."
>
> A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
> and
> six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and
> thy
> Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat
> our
> brothers and sisters?"
> Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
>
> One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
> the
> kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of
> white
> hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
> She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
> hairs
> white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something
> wrong
> and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
> The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
> said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
>
> The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> persuade
> them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
> "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up
> and
> say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
> doctor.'
> A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
> She's
> dead. "
> A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
> make
> the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
> blood, as
> you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.."
> "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
> the
> ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
> A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
>
> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
> school for
> lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a
> note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
> large
> pile of chocolate chip cookies.
> A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
> apples".