I love GMA [Gloria Macapagal Arroyo]. I support GMA. I don't want GMA to resign! (Send ds 2 20 friends & in 3 days U will lose 20 friends.) U will be sorry for your lapse in judgment!
Cardinal Sin [former Manila Archbishop Jaime Cardinal Sin] wish b4 dying is 4 GMA & Mike [Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s husband] 2b on his side. D 1st couple askd: We R honored but Y us? Crdl Sin: I want 2 die lyk CHRiST w/ 2 thieves by my side
On a plane
GMA: If I throw P100 , 100 wil b hapi.
Mike: If throw P1000, 1000 wil b hapi.
PILOT: If I throw u both, millions wil b hapi!
Terrorists kidnapped GMA & demanded ransom money. "Pay us P500 million or we will set her on fire," demanded the ransom note. Bankrupt govt asked ppl for donations. So far, donations totaled 2T liters of gasoline. A grp of businessmen offered another 2T liters if Ramos and De Venecia were included.
Attention: Politiko Big Brother is postponed indefinitely. Globe and Smart [two biggest telecos in the Philippines] overloaded, 80 million Filipinos texted they want to evict GMA and JDV.
GMA 2 PNP: there is a group that is out to destroy me and my family.
PNP: we confirm that maam. The group is known as the PUBLIC.
Clinton and GMA were clasmates, di ba? Clinton's scandal had to do with a cigar. GMA's scandal has to do with garci [nickname of Virgilio Garcillano].
A man died & was asked by St. Peter: where are you from?
Man: Philippines po!
St. Peter: aha, from Gloria! you may enter heaven… You've suffered enough!
After an accident, GMA asked a man hu saved her wat reward he wants
Man: Wheelchair!
GMA: Y a wheelchair? U weren't hurt, r u?
Man: Wen my folks know I saved you, they'd break my legs
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