Thursday, August 20, 2009

A Technical support issue


Call to technical support:Caller: Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service: What is wrong with it?Caller: Mouse is jammed. Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer? Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send the screen shoot.
. page down please!


2% or 98%.. must try once......mind blowing....!!!

2% or 98%This is strange...can you figure it out?Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.* There's no trick or surprise.* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really.

* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)


Think of a number from 1 to 10




Multiply that number by 9




If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together




Now subtract 5




Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with(example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)




Think of a country that starts with that letter.




Remember the last letter of the name of that country.




Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.




Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.




Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.




Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?




I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise .

--- j o k e t y m !!!! ---

Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila.
English ng isda... pis.
English ng mukha... pis.
Ng pandikit... pis.
Ng kapayapaan.. . pis.
Tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatira... Pis 1 o Pis 2?
Pisti!
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(in a cabinet meeting ...)
GMA: oshige ... kung shino man ang tamaan ng bola na ay siyang magre-resign (initsa ang bola, tumalbog pabalik sa kanya ...)
GMA: o ... praktish lang un noh? ulet!
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Director: "Sir, we have to do something with our population program. A woman gives birth every 30 seconds here in the Philippines . ..
Erap: "Ha?, you're right...FIND THAT WOMAN!!!"
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Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? wala ka pa bang napupusuan? Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
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Mom: baby, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: thank you po!!!
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BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo.ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama
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Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare2: pare, ako nanalo!!!
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Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako
Father: ano kasalanan mo?
Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao
Father: bakit?
Killer: kasi po naniniwala si la sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba?
Father: dati...pero ngayon trip trip na lang!
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Patient: doc takot po ako sa bunot
Dentist: eto gamot pampatapang ng loob
Patient: (ininom ang gamot)
Dentist: ano matapang ka na ba?
Patient: oo doc! puta pag may gumalaw ng ngipin ko basag ang bungo!
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Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder... WAAAAAHHHHHH! !!! scream ed the driver... Passenger: bakit ka sumigaw?
Driver: sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years po kasi ako driver ng funenaria
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1 panget na babe, hinoholdap
Holdaper: holdap ito! akin na gamit mo!
Babae: RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Holdaper: anong rape? holdap nga to eh!
Babae: wala lang! nagsusuggest lang...
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1 lasing nasalubong ang matabang babae na may kasamang aso
Lasing: hoy, saan mo nakuha yang baboy?
Babae: aso ito hindi baboy!
Lasing: huwag ka nga sumabat! yung aso ang kausap ko!
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In a pet shop... Customer talking to a parrot...
Customer: hoy! can you talk ha?! bobo!!!
Parrot: yes i can!!! ikaw?! can you fly ha? GAGO!!!
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Priest: ang mga bakla'y walang lugar sa kaharian ng langit
Mga bakla: okey lang po father..dun na lang kami sa rainbow mag slide-slide! !!

thank you

> *I** **AM THANKFUL:** **FOR THE WIFE** **
> WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
> BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
> AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. **
> **
> **
> FOR THE HUSBAND**
> WHO IS ON THE SOFA
> BEING A COUCH POTATO,
> BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
> AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.** **
> **
> **
> FOR THE TEENAGER**
> WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
> BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
> NOT ON THE STREETS**.* *
> **
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> FOR THE TAXES I PAY**
> BECAUSE IT MEANS
> I AM EMPLOYED **. **
> **
> **
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> FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
> BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.**
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> FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG**
> BECAUSE IT MEANS
> I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. **
> **
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> **
> FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK** **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS
> I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE* *
> **
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> FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
> WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
> AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME **. **
> **
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> FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
> I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS> WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.** **
> **
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> FOR THE PARKING SPOT
> I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
> AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION **.* *
> **
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> FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL**
> BECAUSE IT MEANS> I AM WARM.**
> **
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> FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
> WHO SINGS OFF KEY** **BECAUSE IT MEANS
> I CAN HEAR. **
> **
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> FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS
> I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.* *
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> FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
> AT THE END OF THE DAY** **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
> CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. **
> **
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> FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
> IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS** **
> BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.* *
> **
> **
> AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL* *
> **
> BECAUSE** **IT MEANS I HAVE
> FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.** **
> **



zandra
"they can because they think they can"

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!!!!

“HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY”

It’s not difficult?

All you have to do is to be:
A friend
A Companion
A lover
A brother
A father
A master
A chef
An Electrician
A Carpenter
A Plumber
A Mechanic
A decorator
An Stylist
A Sexologist
A gynecologist
A psychiatrist
A psychologist
A pest terminator
A healer
A good listener
An Organizer
A good father
Very Clean
Sympathetic
Athletic
Warm
Attentive
Gallant
Intelligent
Funny
Creative
Tender
Strong
Understanding
Tolerant
Prudent
Ambitious
Capable
Courageous
Determined
True
Dependable
Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
Give Her Compliments regularly
Love Shopping
Be Honest
Be very rich
Not Stress her out
Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
Never to forget:
Birthdays
Anniversaries
Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!!

Leave him in peace
Feed Him well
Let him have the remote control

MEN…… what a demanding creature!!!!!!!!!

Last in Line

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too" Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
Blessed are the Cracked,
For they are the Ones
Who let in the Light!

Did you know?

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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I was having the time of my life being by myself or as Oprah calls it -- party for one

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS..

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called....THERAPY

I am also a sponge bob!

IT'S FUN, SO DON'T CHEAT.. SEND IT BACK TO ME: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT CARTOONS I'M HANGING OUT WITH! LOL

Everyone has the personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble?

A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test.

Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results.

Do not cheat by looking at the end of the e-mail before you are done .
Then forward this to all your friends (including the person who sent it to you) and change the subject of this message to what character is you.

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)
B) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
C) Painting in the park (5 pts)
D) Rock concert (1 pt.) E) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2.. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
B) Alternative (1 pt.)
C) Soft Rock (4 pts.)
D) Country (5 pts )
E) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.)
B) Horror (1 pt.)
C) Musical (3 pts.)
D) Romance (4 pts.)
E) Documentary (5 pts.)

4.. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts.)
B) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
C) Teacher (3 pts.)
D) Police (2 pts.)
E) Cashier (1 pt)

5. What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.)
B) Read (4 pts.)
C) Watch television (2 pts.)
D) Listen to music (1 pt.)
E) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.)
B) White (5 pts..)
C) Sky Blue (3 pts)
D) Dark Blue(2 pts.)
E) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts.)
B) Pizza (2 pts.)
C) Sushi (1 pt.)
D) Pasta (4 pts.)
E) Salad (5 pts.)

8. What is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween(1 pt.)
B) Christmas(3 pts..)
C) New Year (2 pts.)
D) Valentine's Day(4 pts.)
E) Thanksgiving( 5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?
a) Paris (4 pts)
B) Spain (5 pts)
C) Las Vegas (1 pt)
D) Hawaii (4 pts)
E) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)
B) Someone attractive (2 pts.)
C) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
D) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
E) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for! Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent t his to you. Very interesting to see "who" your friends are!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield : You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy: You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you're never out of style, you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned. Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times

(24-28 points) You are Elmo: You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.

(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants.. You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose.. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown: You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points ) You are Dexter: You are smart and definitely a thinker. Every situation is confronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over-thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

prayer

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God,
I pray to you that you Abundantly bless my family and me.
I know that you recognize, that a Family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and Wife, but all who believe and trust in You.

GOD, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the Person who sent this to me, but for me and all that I have forwarded This message on to.And that the power of joined prayer by those who Believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.!I thank you in Advance for your blessings.God, deliver the person reading this right Now from debt and debt burdens.

Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that you Have given me GOD, for I know how wonderful and mighty you are and how If we just obey you and walk in your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed that you will pour out blessings.I thank you now Lord for The recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come, Because I know you are not done with me yet.In Jesus name Amen

9 Qualities That Will Rock Your Career 9 Qualities That Will Rock Your Career

Success in life is always relative. Some people are happy with small achievements while there are others who won't be satisfied until mountains are moved.

Regardless of our ambitions, our career spans through a series of jobs and experiences that truly polish our personality and will. While we all have defining moments that will determine our core beliefs around hard work, persistence, determination, etc., these are all simply components of a greater foundation that defines 'you'. A rocking rise through corporate ranks involves a radical understanding and possible change in your attitude and behaviors.

There are millions of brilliant people who pursue aggressive career paths and have their sights set on great achievement. While their ability is nothing short of genius, many lack the soft skills that could put them over the top. These are the traits, qualities and understandings are what make good people great. Practical and time tested, mastering and practicing the following qualities will make if difficult for success to elude you.

1) Out of Box Thinking
Many dislike this term but the concept is for real. All it requires is thinking of problems though a different set of eyes, or different dimension. This is why many brainstorming sessions fail; most people sit and think of work problems in the context of what it means to the company, not the user, not the environment, etc. Sit back and try to solve the problem from the eyes of a 6 year old, turn things upside down, and absolutely challenge the norm. Go outside and sit in a subway station (or somewhere you generally don't sit to work) and think about why other solutions not worked? What has worked?Remember the best ideas come from people who are hands-on with their work. When everyone thinks and recommends a lackluster way, lackluster results will follow. Change your surroundings, change your views, change your thought process and come up with a killer idea!

2) Taking Ownership
When no one is willing to own it, be the first to grab the opportunity. A process involving various stakeholders normally loses vision and momentum. A process with a good leader, input from others, and true direction, has a much better chance of success. Be the person that jumps in and takes on a new project (just don't over-commit). An ability to own and work towards success is a skill which gives long lasting returns.

3) Eagerness to Learn
After a certain period, a job becomes monotonous and people become bored and eventually even lazy. They lose all the zeal to learn new things and although they won't admit this, their actions would make you believe they have thrown in the towel and are satisfied with a status quo life and career. If you really want to move ahead, don't get into this rut. Don't tune out.Always remain eager to learn; you never know what knowledge or capability will push you up in your career. Remember, you need an open mindset and positive attitude to approach work. If you are constantly learning, it will be tough to be or appear to be interested in mediocrity.

4) An Eye for Detail
If you are hands on with your work there is no reason why you won’t know the intricacies involved. Therefore, have the confidence needed to make difficult choices. When you master something and know the minute details, your logic and ideas will be highly regarded. While people love to argue, they get easily impressed by intelligent reasoning too.

5) Willingness to Help
Much of life is give and take. Work is no exception. If you are the person that is constantly stepping out of your comfort zone in order to help others, people (most) will return the favor when you ask. That's the key though, you have to be willing to help someone and not too proud to ask them for help when you need it.

6) Networking
Your network should never be restricted to people in your domain but it should span other departments too. Again, break away from comfort and get engaged with someone from a different department. When you sell yourself in the market, you need people who can vouch for you and the broader the network, the better. A strong network always gives you an upper hand, not only to receive but also influence the information flow.

7) Solution Seeking Mindset
People love to mention and talk about problems. However, when you ask for their solutions to those problems, they aren't willing to go on record with sweeping changes. The majority of employees lack an attitude to solve issues and love to keep them burning for long time, almost to encourage sympathy. It is these times that a positive mindset can send the right vibes across and can really give you a lot of attention. Don't avoid complainers, listen to them just long enough to hear the problem, then try to come up with a solution.

8) Humility
Arrogance has its own advantages but it never attracts more people than the magic done by humility. When you know your work and are humble about it than there is no reason that you would not get the desired appreciation. Humility needs to be pitched with much care lest it lets people take undue advantage of you. Strike the right balance and you would see its real magic.

9) Being Practical
Human beings are emotional and many fall for popular decisions. A practical decision made at right time with right attitude has the ability to shower you with long lasting fame. Remember, the people who are at the top are nothing but practical.

It is a jungle out there where you not only need to survive but flourish too. Develop the killer attitude for success and no one would ever dare to stop you.Always
Work Hard
Make sure the world knows about it
Make sure to sell it in right manner to right people
Go, Get Success

Thursday, May 7, 2009

BEING SINGLE IS PRICELESS


I got this line from a t-shirt print. I’m supposed to buy that shirt but opt not because I think I can’t wear it for long. Not that I’m ready to love again but I moved on. Starting today, I can just look back to the sad years of my life and tell a story about it with a smile.

We may have been in different degrees of break-ups but at the end of it, you’ll realize that life is too short to be too serious, have fun and live life to the fullest.

I posted in my facebook account this line: Victor is another step closer to his dream business, business meeting tonight and business seminar a week after….travel John, travel. Keep moving.

Yes, I’m putting up a John Travels World business with friends. It’s difficult to start but it will soon materialize. But who is John? He’s Juan, the Filipino. Well, I can’t explain further, it’s still a trade secret for now.

I may not have thought of this business if I wasn’t single. I might have thought another business otherwise. I have a lot of time to think and to be creative now.

I was out with my teammates for food-trip and drinks one night, another test for my advocacy on being vegetarian. The challenge is how I will maintain my diet without being drastically different from a group. But I know I can do it because I learned how to fight for what I believe in. This is another thing I’ve learned from a break-up, make a stand.
I started being vegetarian just this March. It was out of my desire to sleep anytime. I have bad sleeping habits before that I wake up anytime and it’s hard to sleep again especially after eating. I’m also choosy in foods and I find it really difficult to choose what to eat. Sometimes I end up ordering a lot which I can’t consume. When I became vegetarian, I know right away what I want. I also like the idea of having advocacy that when I want to do something I do it and I’m not faking it because I won’t be fooling myself. Eventually, things go right when I never had high blood pressure again; I have better body weight and better skin. So, I love it now. It’s economical too. It has so many benefits that I’d rather be a vegetarian all my life. There’s one virtual friend who influenced me a lot on this, thank you.

Weeks ago, my previous officemates invited me to go to Hundred Islands in Pangasinan. I can’t go with them because I don’t have a work schedule similar to them. I was about to follow the next day but my body is too tired to travel and I need to rest after working all night. At least my only reason that time is I’m tired and not that I have something else to do with someone else.

A few hours of sleep made me sane again so I decided to call a high school friend who recently found me on facebook. All I ask is, may dagat ba dyan? (living by the sea?) Positive. Then I found myself traveling to Olongapo heading to Morong, Bataan. I was in Olongapo around 8pm and reached the peaceful beach of Morong by 10pm. The place is so passive that you can walk by the beach without any fear of something not good is going to happen. We stayed near the bay and shared stories until little by little I can take pictures of the waves rushing in.

We talked about changes though I haven’t changed that much. I’m still the same so young at heart that needs someone taking care of me. I’m still the same little boy longing for embrace when it’s cold at night. I’m still the same child who thinks that everyone loves kids like me.

But time has passed and all I keep are memories. Though I’ve loved according to what I believe is right; I can’t hold on for something that wants to go. So it goes but looks where I am free and happy.

At the end of a relationship, you can have so many things to do. You can just go anywhere you want to. You can try anything that you want to. You can put as many mint and basil leaves in hut-shieu (Vietnamese Noodle Soup). You’ll learn to discover more of yourself or probably discover the things that you want. I felt bitterness before. I felt I can’t love again. Only to realize now that such bitter feelings made me think of what I want and exercise my ability to choose. I can’t just fall in love but I have to choose which one I can grow old with, which one will agree with my ideas and which one will I be proud to be with.

My friend said I’m single for hire but I said I’m priceless. For the past years I kept myself single and free so that when right love comes along, I’ll be ready to give my all, the very best of me. And so I’ve learned that the only reason we become single is for us to be prepared for the next relationship that’s better, that’s true. There are still a lot of wonders of love we can uncover. So keep loving for as long as you live.

Friday, April 3, 2009

SYNDICATED (What is love when it’s not a match-made-in-heaven?)


Have you experienced when you’re touched by someone you haven’t met? I’ve been feeling this awkwardness I can’t explain.

Have you been affected by something that should not have bothered you at all? I’ve been and I can’t face the truth.

One Saturday night, I was invited to a sports bar meeting. I was invited by a friend and was introduced to a lot. I can’t recall their names, I just remembered two. It was a night of fun and laughter which I haven’t done for months. I can’t remember how many bottles of beer I’ve had, I can’t count.

I went home and forgot to turn off the TV until I woke up the next morning. It’s a severe headache and stomachache until the next day of my life.

I’m supposed to watch Richard Poon’s show in the afternoon but I’m still feeling too stressed that day so I just stayed home watching the replay of American Idol.

I’m on to buy some foods when my friend asked thru text for a comment if one of her friends is gay. I said I don’t know, I’m clueless because if someone is dressed as a man I consider him a man. This means if you’re a cross-dresser, I’d think you’re not who the real you. She said I must be kidding but the truth of the matter is I don’t want to think. I’m bad, that’s still the spirit of too much alcohol the other night.

So I stayed at home supposedly watching “love me again” on my computer but I end up reading a vegan blog instead. I can’t help but react when the blog owner said that he wants to take full control of his life and he’ll take the plunge to the things he wanted to do before. I sent him an email that he’s been great the way he is, why change? After reading his recent posts I found out, what he referred to as “magical.” Now I know he must be happy and he seems to be in a magic spell of love.

It’s a feeling of fulfillment when someone thanks you for something you did but you don’t intend to do. I had these virtual friends thanking me for things I wrote or said but I just say it because that’s me expressing myself and giving my opinions. Could it be the magic that I know? I don’t want to figure it out. And it shouldn’t start the magic.

I’ve had my own share of relationships, happy then becoming complicated soon they’re gone. I’ve had my share of relationship that I was made to believe that it was a match-made-in-heaven but it’s not. It might be that way because we thought we’re that someone who can say what is and what is not. But at the end of any relationship, when you look back you’ll know what kind of relationship you had. And when you’ve been in too many relationships, you’ll realize one day who loved you that much and who didn’t.

But why can’t we stop and say this is it, and I’ll settle for this? Is there something that you’re still trying to look in another person and found out later that there’s no such thing as what you’ve been dreaming?

They say the happiest is the second best. I agree.

As early as now, I’m preparing my emotion that in a few months my friends are going to marry and I can’t drag them anywhere anymore. We may not know it but even friendships change when love comes in the way. And everything will just be a special memory. At least you had it.

What more if its love that ends and it’s not what you expected it to be? I call it syndicated. It’s a kind of love lost to a syndicate; you’re broken into pieces, so full of traces not knowing if you’ll still be whole again.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

LOSING GRACEFULLY (My Idea about handling Failures)

For the past weeks, all I do is read, memorize, familiarize and keep reading. I’m doing all these because I don’t want to fail an exam for a sort-of promotion. Despite my efforts, I’m looking for signs.

I’m watching an afternoon show when I said if that contestant wins, I’d be winning too but that contestant fails. I also test myself as if I do this thing on this date, it’s a sign. But I always forget, I end up failing not to do what I must. These little signs made me think that I really can’t make it.

But my fighting spirit is high. I know, I’ve memorized a lot. I know I’ve learned a lot from my 5-day review and my other reviewers. I truly thank them – Derek, Jerome, Annabelle, and Lawrence.

My exam was rescheduled several times to accommodate other training at work. I don’t mind learning the other pieces of training; I’m focused on my review.

Hours before the test, I can’t sleep. I woke up early. But instead of doing nothing, I tried to review it for the last time to make sure I don’t forget anything. I’m watching TV while taking a bath when a gag show’s episode was all about “malas” – bad omens. After a bath, I changed the channel that’s showing the movie, D’ Lucky One. It’s a confusing sign.

On my way to work, I challenged myself. Without cheating, I said to myself that the first number that comes to my mind will be my score. Seven popped my mind. But my favorite number is eight. So, I concluded, I’ll be getting 87. Eighty is the passing score so I should be eighty-seven. As I enter the door to my station, I said, if this person smiles back at me, I’ll really get 87 but he didn’t. I think he’s busy.

Just before the exam, I made an outbound call to a customer. In my mind I said, if this customer’s issue is resolved, mine as well. But it wasn’t so I offered a callback.

While taking the exam, we’re given a chance to bookmark questions and answers that we are not so sure about. There are a hundred questions. Soon as I reach question number ninety-nine, I started counting the number of questions I bookmarked, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two. I stopped at twenty-two. I told myself that I really can’t make it because there are more than twenty questions that I’m not confident I answered correctly. I also told myself that I’ll keep the bookmark on question number twenty-one so I can go back to it later. But I cleared its bookmark instead then continued answering until it’s hard for me to go back to question 21 with the remaining fifteen minutes. I’m answering the 100th question in the last 14 minutes and decided to submit the final answer. When I look at the time, I still have 13 minutes. Just in a few seconds, the result showed up, I got 78.

I lay back to the fancy chair, and then told myself, I failed. “Sayang.”

I’m writing this down so I could remember the exact feeling after so many years. And of this writing, I’m listening to Jed Madela’s rendition of “Can’t we start over again?” Is this a coincidence? I’ll explain in my upcoming articles.

I wanted to stay for a few more minutes in the test room before I go back to my station before I tell my teammates and reviewers about the result. But the examiner had to go now which means I have to face the result and tell everyone about it.

Why everyone? Because I felt everyone is expecting. This exam is supposed to be a secret but it got sensationalized on me because it was announced when we don’t have a manager yet. Another manager told me the news that I’ll be taking the test and another manager’s kind heart offered that I get a review from previous passers from his team. How can I refuse such a good gesture besides these previous passers are willing to wait for my end-of-shift? And my previous supervisor announced that I’ll be taking the exam in one of our meetings so I really have to say yes when someone asks if it’s true.

All these pressures I have to absorb when I failed the test. And I should put in my mind that I failed right there and then. It’s hard because I have to pretend that it’s okay but I’m not. I can’t remember falling in any of my major exams since I started schooling, only now.

It was also my previous manager’s birthday celebration that day. I was invited to attend, I said I will join but at the back of my mind, I want to go home because I have to give myself a chance to feel and let go of the feeling. So I went back to my pad, sad and alone then went to sleep. I hadn’t had enough sleep last night.

I woke up and texted my ever-funny friend Arlene to go with me to watching Jed Madela’s mall show but she’s not available. She’ll be meeting her other friends. So I went to the mall alone.

In one of the biggest malls in the world, I found myself asking a customer service representative where I can see Jed’s show. She told to me to check the two venues that I’ve been to and suggested to try one last venue at the annex building. It’s getting late and I had to rush to be seated near the stage. I also asked a lady guard who gave directions I can’t understand, after the show, I found the shortcut. As I enter the annex building, I heard an emcee welcoming my favorite singer on stage. I was seated in the last row. What’s funny about this is as I wait to have the new CD signed, I saw my previous officemate, who’s also a fan of Jed, is too way ahead of me when it comes to Jed’s whereabouts. I ask one of the organizers to take a photo of me with Jed that I plan to post in my Friendster and facebook accounts.

My little sister texted me without any idea that his Kuya (big brother) just failed an important exam. I told her that I’m watching a mall show, which she replied that our mother said I should really take time to enjoy.

I went home with a newly signed CD and take-home food for dinner. As if I have someone to bring food at home. It’s only me who’s going to eat it later. I also rented two Filipino movies: one mainstream and one digital which I wasn’t able to see attentively because I got more struck reading a vegetarian blog site than watching the movies.

I received a text message from Arlene asking me to join their night out. I’m thinking of coming but I need to watch a beautiful Maalala Mo Kaya episode about working too hard and getting old.

Just after the television show, I find time to call my brother to greet him on his birthday. I almost forgot to greet him after all these rollercoaster emotions I’ve experienced in one day.

After talking to him for a few minutes I just realized I’m building a dream for them. I want him and my sister to engage more in sports. I intend to enroll them in summer workshops including my niece who I want to be a singer someday. Young as they are now I want them to develop their potential that when they reach my age they’ll be stronger and a lot more successful than me. But in my heart, I can always feel that I’m always that someone they look up to. Someday they’ll know through this article that Kuya failed but Kuya is losing gracefully.

True, I failed and there’s no explanation to cover that failure but in my heart and mind I know I did my all. I got no regrets because I know I did all that I’m asked to do. I believe it happens for a reason. It’s a reason that I still don’t know as of now. I’ll find out soon and I’ll tell you.

If you ask me if I believe in second chances, yes I do. I will have my own signs again to consider but I keep on dreaming. I keep the faith.

Years and years from now when I stopped dreaming for myself it would be when I’m realizing that my dreams for my little brother and sister, little niece and nephews are unfolding in my very eyes. Then I can say, I never lost a thing, I just learned lessons.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

EINSTEIN'S Who Owns the fish?


There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.
The question is: Who owns the fish?
Hints:
· The Brit lives in the red house.
· The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
· The Dane drinks tea.
· The green house is on the left of the white house.
· The green homeowner drinks coffee.
· The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
· The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
· The man living in the center house drinks milk.
· The Norwegian lives in the first house.
· The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
· The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
· The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
· The German smokes prince.
· The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
· The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ


Try this..it is fun and soooo easy!

This is for all my 'smart' friends.I wish you the best and be honest.

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ(Passing requires 4 correct answers)Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?


All done?Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.










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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ(Passing requires 4 correct answers)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?Orange, of course.

What do you mean, you failed?
Me, too. (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)
Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they can feel rotten, too.

Wear Sunscreen! Mary Schmich ( newspaper columnist with the Chicago Tribune )


If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
Oh, never mind.
You will not understand the power
and beauty of your youth until they've faded.
But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of
yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much
possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as
trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things
that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that
blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts.
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy.
Sometimes you're ahead,
sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and, in the end,
it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive.
Forget the insults.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters.
Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know
what you want to do with your life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at
22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some
of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees.
You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40,
maybe you'll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself
too much, or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance.
So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body.
Use it every way you can.
Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it.
It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance,
even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions,
even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines.
They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents.
You never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings.
They're your best link to your past and the people
most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,
but with a precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle,
because the older you get, the more you need the
people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it
makes you hard. Live in Northern California
once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths:
Prices will rise.
Politicians will philander.
You, too, will get old.
And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you
were young, prices were reasonable, politicians
were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund.
Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse.
But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the
time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia.
Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal,
wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts
and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

---Mary Schmich( newspaper columnist with the Chicago Tribune )

BAWAL NA PAG-IBIG


Overcoming Obstacles


This is one of the chapters of Rich dad Poor dad by Mr. Kiyosaki, I hope you can give a time to read this chapter. This will help not only in our organization but to study our own self. Ill try to read the Art of WAr. Please also try to read other books pertaining to personal development and business.


CHAPTER EIGHT


Overcoming Obstacles


Once people have studied and become financially literate, they may still face roadblocks to becoming financially independent. There are five main reasons why financially literate people may still not develop abundant asset columns. Asset columns that could produce large sums of cash flow. Asset columns that could free them to live the life they dream of, instead of working full time just to pay bills. The five reasons are:

1. Fear.

2. Cynicism.

3. Laziness.

4. Bad habits.

5. Arrogance.


Reason No. 1.


Overcoming the fear of losing money. I have never met anyone who really likes losing money. And in all my years, I have never met a rich person who has never lost money. But I have met a lot of poor people who have never lost a dime. . .investing, that is.


The fear of losing money is real. Everyone has it. Even the rich. But it's not fear that is the problem. It's how you handle fear. It's how you handle losing. It's how you handle failure that makes the difference in one's life. That goes for anything in life, not just money. The primary difference between a rich person and a poor person is how they handle that fear.


It's OK to be fearful. It's OK to be a coward when it comes to money. You can still be rich. We're all heroes at something and cowards at something else. My friend's wife is an emergency room nurse. When ; she sees blood, she flies into action. When I mention investing, she runs'j away. When I see blood, I don't run. I pass out. My rich dad understood phobias about money. "Some people are terrified of snakes. Some people are terrified about losing money. Both are phobias," he would say. So his solution to the phobia of losing money was this little rhyme: "If you hate risk and worry. . .start early."


That's why banks recommend savings as a habit when you're young. J If you start young, it's easy to be rich. I won't go into it here, but there is a large difference between a person who starts saving at age 20 versus age 30. A staggering difference.


It is said that one of the wonders of the world is the power of compound interest. The purchase of Manhattan Island is said to be one of the greatest bargains of all time. New York was purchased for $24 in trinkets and beads. Yet, if that $24 had been invested, at 8 percent annually, that $24 would have been worth more than $28 trillion by 1995, Manhattan could be repurchased with money left over to buy much of L.A., especially at 1995's real estate prices.


My neighbor works for a major computer company. He has been there 25 years. In five more years he will leave the company with $4 million in his 401k retirement plan. It is invested mostly in high-growth mutual funds, which he will convert to bonds and government securities. He'll only be 55 when he gets out, and he will have -a passive cash flow of over $300,000 a year, more than he makes from his salary. So it can be done, even if you hate losing or hate risk. But you must start early and definitely set up a retirement plan, and you should hire a financial planner you trust to guide you before investing in anything.


But what if you don't have much time left or would like to retire early? How do you handle the fear of losing money?


My poor dad did nothing. He simply avoided the issue, refusing to discuss the subject.


My rich dad, on the other hand, recommended that I think like a Texan. "I like Texas and Texans," he used to say. "In Texas, everything is bigger. When Texans win, they win big. And when they lose, it's spectacular."


"They like losing?" I asked.


"That's not what I'm saying. Nobody likes losing. Show me a happy loser, and I'll show you a loser," said rich dad. "It's a Texan's attitude toward risk, reward and failure I'm talking about. It's how they handle life. They live it big. Not like most of the people around here, living like roaches when it comes to money. Roaches terrified that someone will shine a light on them. Whimpering when the grocery clerk short changes them a quarter."


Rich dad went on to explain.


"What I like best is the Texas attitude. They're proud when they win, and they brag when they lose. Texans have a saying, "If you're going to go broke, go big. You don't want to admit you went broke over a duplex. Most people around here are so afraid of losing, they don't have a duplex to go broke with."


He constantly told Mike and me that the greatest reason for lack of financial success was because most people played it too safe. "People are so afraid of losing that they lose" were his words.


Fran Tarkenton, a one-time great NFL quarterback, says it still another way: "Winning means being unafraid to lose."


In my own life, I've noticed that winning usually follows losing. Before I finally learned to ride a bike, I first fell down many times. I've never met a golfer who has never lost a golf ball. I've never met people who have fallen in love who have never had their heart broken. And I've never met someone rich who has never lost money.


So for most people, the reason they don't win financially is because the pain of losing money is far greater than the joy of being rich. Another saying in Texas is, "Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die." Most people dream of being rich, but are terrified of losing money. So they never get to Heaven.


Rich dad used to tell Mike and me stories about his trips to Texas. "If you really want to learn the attitude of how to handle risk, losing and failure, go to San Antonio and visit the Alamo. The Alamo is a great story of brave people who chose to fight, knowing there was no hope of success against overwhelming odds. They chose to die instead of surrendering. It's an inspiring story worthy of study; nonetheless, it's still a tragic military defeat. They got their butts kicked. A failure if you will. They lost. So how do Texans handle failure? They still shout, 'Remember the Alamo!'"


Mike and I heard this story a lot. He always told us this story when he was about to go into a big deal and he was nervous. After he had done all his due diligence and now it was put up or shut up, he told us this story. Every time he was afraid of making a mistake, or losing money, he told us this story. It gave him strength, for it reminded him that he could always turn a financial loss into a financial win. Rich dad knew that failure would only make him stronger and smarter. It's not that! he wanted to lose; he just knew who he was and how he would take a loss. He would take a loss and make it a win. That's what made him a winner and others losers. It gave him the courage to cross the line when others backed out. "That's why I like Texans so much. They took a great failure and turned it into a tourist destination that makes them millions."



But probably his words that mean the most to me today are these: "Texans don't bury their failures. They get inspired by them. They take their failures and turn them into rallying cries. Failure inspires Texans to ' become winners. But that formula is not just the formula for Texans. It is the formula for all winners."


Just as I also said that falling off my bike was part of learning to ride. I remember falling off only made me more determined to learn to ride. Not less. I also said that I have never met a golfer who has never lost a ball. To be a top professional golfer, losing a ball or a tournament only inspires golfers to be better, to practice harder, to study more. That's what makes them better. For winners, losing inspires them. For losers, losing defeats them.


Quoting John D. Rockefeller, "I always tried to turn every disaster ' into an opportunity."


And being Japanese-American, I can say this. Many people say that Pearl Harbor was an American mistake. I say it was a Japanese mistake. From the movie Tora, Tora, Tom, a somber Japanese admiral says to his cheering subordinates, "I am afraid we have awakened a sleeping giant." "Remember Pearl Harbor" became a rallying cry. It turned one of America's greatest losses into the reason to win. This great defeat gave America strength, and America soon emerged as a world power.


Failure inspires winners. And failure defeats losers. It is the biggest secret of winners. It's the secret that losers do not know. The greatest secret of winners is that failure inspires winning; thus, they're not afraid of losing. Repeating Fran Tarkenton's quote, "Winning means being unafraid to lose." People like Fran Tarkenton are not afraid of losing because they know who they are. They hate losing, so they know that losing will only inspire them to become better. There is a big difference between hating losing and being afraid to lose. Most people are so afraid of losing money that they lose. They go broke over a duplex. Financially they play life too safe and too small. They buy big houses and big cars, but not big investments. The main reason that over 90 percent of the American public struggles financially is because they play not to lose. They don't play to win.


They go to their financial planners or accountants or stockbrokers and buy a balanced portfolio. Most have lots of cash in CDs, low-yield bonds, mutual funds that can be traded within a mutual-fund family, and a few individual stocks. It is a safe and sensible portfolio. But it is not a winning portfolio. It is a portfolio of someone playing not to lose.


Don't get me wrong. It's probably a better portfolio than more than 70 percent of the population, and that's frightening. Because a safe portfolio is a lot better than no portfolio. It's a great portfolio for someone who loves safely. But playing it safe and going "balanced" on your investment portfolio is not the way successful investors play the game. If you have little money and you want to be rich, you must first be "focused," not "balanced." If you look at anyone successful, at the start they were not balanced. Balanced people go nowhere. They stay in one spot. To make progress, you must first go unbalanced. Just look at how you make progress walking.


Thomas Edison was not balanced. He was focused. Bill Gates was not balanced. He was focused. Donald Trump is focused. George Soros is focused. George Patton did not take his tanks wide. He focused them and blew through the weak spots in the German line. The French went wide with the Maginot Line, and you know what happened to them.


If you have any desire of being rich, you must focus. Put a lot of your eggs in a few baskets. Do not do what poor and middle class people do: put their few eggs in many baskets.


If you hate losing, play it safe. If losing makes you weak, play it safe. Go with balanced investments. If you're over 25 years old and are terrified of taking risks, don't change. Play it safe, but start early. Start accumulating your nest egg early because it will take time.


But if you have dreams of freedom-of getting out of the rat race- the first question to ask yourself is, "How do I respond to failure?" If failure inspires you to win, maybe you should go for it-but only maybe. If failure makes you weak or causes you to throw temper tantrums-like spoiled brats who call an attorney to file a lawsuit every time something does not go their way-then play it safe. Keep your daytime job. Or buy bonds or mutual funds. But remember, there is risk in those financial instruments also, even though they are safer.


I say all this, mentioning Texas and Fran Tarkenton, because stacking the asset column is easy. It's really a low-aptitude game. It doesn't take much education. Fifth-grade math will do. But staking the asset column is a high-attitude game. It takes guts, patience and a great attitude toward failure. Losers avoid failing. And failure turns losers into winners.'' Just remember the Alamo.



Reason No. 2.


Overcoming cynicism. "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." Most of us know the story of "Chicken Little," who ran around warning the barnyard of impending doom. We all know people who are that way. But we all have a "Chicken Little" inside each of us.


And as I stated earlier, the cynic is really a little chicken. We all get a little chicken when fear and doubt cloud our thoughts.


All of us have doubts. "I'm not smart." "I'm not good enough." "So and so is better than me." Or our doubts often paralyze us. We play the. "What if?" game. "What if the economy crashes right after I invest?" Or "What if I lose control and I can't pay the money back?" "What if things don't go as I planned?" Or we have friends or loved ones who will remind us of our shortcomings regardless of whether we ask. They often say,


"What makes you think you can do that?" Or "If it's such a good idea, how come someone else hasn't done it?" Or "That will never work. You don't know what you're talking about." These words of doubt often get so loud that we fail to act. A horrible feeling builds in our stomach. Sometimes we can't sleep. We fail to move forward. So we stay with what is safe and opportunities pass us by. We watch life passing by as we sit immobilized with a cold knot in our body. We have all felt this at one time in our lives, some more than others.


Peter Lynch of Fidelity Magellan mutual fund fame refers to warnings about the sky falling as "noise," and we all hear it.


"Noise" is either created inside our heads or comes from outside. Often from friends, family, co-workers and the media. Lynch recalls the time during the 1950s when the threat of nuclear war was so prevalent in the news that people began building fallout shelters and storing food and water. If they had invested that money wisely in the market, instead of building a fallout shelter, they'd probably be financially independent today.


When the riots broke out in Los Angeles a few years ago, gun sales went up all over the country. A person dies from rare hamburger meat in Washington State and the Arizona Health Department orders restaurants to have all beef cooked well-done. A drug company runs a national TV commercial showing people catching the flu. The ad runs in February. Colds go up as well as sales of their cold medicine.


Most people are poor because when it comes to investing, the world is filled with Chicken Littles running around yelling, "The sky is falling. The sky is falling." And Chicken Littles are effective because everyone of us is a little chicken. It often takes great courage to not let rumors and talk of doom and gloom affect your doubts and fears.


In 1992, a friend named Richard came from Boston to visit my wife and me in Phoenix. He was impressed with what we had done through stocks and real estate. The prices of real estate in Phoenix were depressed. We spent two days with him showing him what we thought were excellent opportunities for cash flow and capital appreciation.


My wife and I are not real estate agents. We are strictly investors. After identifying a unit in a resort community, we called an agent who sold it to him that afternoon. The price was a mere $42,000 for a two-bedroom townhome. Similar units were going for $65,000. He had found a bargain. Excited, he bought it and returned to Boston.


Two weeks later, the agent called to say that our friend had backed out. I called immediately to find out why. All he said was that he talked to his neighbor, and his neighbor told him it was a bad deal. He was paying too much.


I asked Richard if his neighbor was an investor. Richard said "no." When I asked why he listened to him, Richard got defensive and simply said he wanted to keep looking.


The real estate market in Phoenix turned, and by 1994, that little unit was renting for $1,000 a month-$2,500 in the peak winter months. The unit was worth $95,000 in 1995.


who controls the past controls the future, who controls the present controls the past.


All Richard had to put down was $5,000 and he would have had a start at getting out of the rat race. Today, he still has done nothing. And the bargains in Phoenix are still here; you just have to look a lot harder.


Richard's backing out did not surprise me. It's called "buyer's remorse," and it affects all of us. It's those doubts that get us. The little chicken won, and a chance at freedom was lost.


In another example, I hold a small portion of my assets in tax lien certificates instead of CDs. I earn 16 percent per year on my money, which certainly beats the 5 percent the bank offers. The certificates are secured by real estate and enforced by state law, which is also better than most banks. The formula they're bought on makes them safe. They just lack liquidity. So I look at them as 2 to 7-year CDs. Almost every time I tell someone, especially if they have money in CDs, that I hold my money this way, they will tell me it's risky. They tell me why I should not do it. When I ask them where they get their information, they say from a friend or an investment magazine. They've never done it, and they're telling someone who's doing it why they shouldn't. The lowest I yield I look for is 16 percent, but people who are filled with doubt are willing to accept 5 percent. Doubt is expensive.


My point is that it's those doubts and cynicism that keep most people? poor and playing it safe. The real world is simply waiting for you to get rich. Only a person's doubts keep them poor. As I said, getting out of the rat race is technically easy. It doesn't take much education, but those doubts are cripplers for most people.


"Cynics never win," said rich dad. "Unchecked doubt and fear creates a cynic. Cynics criticize, and winners analyze" was another of his favorite sayings. Rich dad explained that criticism blinded while analysis opened -<>

Real estate is a powerful investment tool for anyone seeking financial independence or freedom. It is a unique investment tool. Yet, every time I mention real estate as a vehicle, I often hear, "I don't want to fix toilets." That's what Peter Lynch calls "noise." That's what my rich dad would say is the cynic talking. Someone who criticizes and does not analyze. Someone who lets their doubts and fears close their mind instead of open their eyes."


So when someone says, "I don't want to fix toilets," I want to fire back, "What makes you think I want to?" They're saying a toilet is more important than what they want. I talk about freedom from the rat race, and they focus on toilets. That is the thought pattern that keeps most people poor. They criticize instead of analyze. "


'I don't wants' hold the key to your success," rich dad would say.


Because I, too, do not want to fix toilets, I shop hard for a property manager who does fix toilets. And by finding a great property manager who runs houses or apartments, well, my cash flow goes up. But more importantly a great property manager allows me to buy a lot more real estate since I don't have to fix toilets. A great property manager is key to success in real estate. Finding a good manager is more important to me than the real estate. A great property manager often hears of great deals before real estate agents do, which makes them even more valuable.


That is what rich dad meant by " 'I don't wants' hold the key to your success." Because I do not want to fix toilets either, I figured out how to buy more real estate and expedite my getting out of the rat race. The people who continue to say "I don't want to fix toilets" often deny themselves the use of this powerful investment vehicle. Toilets are more important than their freedom.


In the stock market, I often hear people say, "I don't want to lose money." Well, what makes them think I or anyone else likes losing money? They don't make money because they chose to not lose money. Instead of analyzing, they close their minds to another powerful investment vehicle, the stock market.


In December 1996,1 was riding with a friend past our neighborhood gas station. He looked up and saw that the price of oil was going up. My friend is a worry wart or a "Chicken Little." To him, the sky is always going to fall, and it usually does, on him.


When we got home, he showed me all the stats as to why the price of oil was going to go up over the next few years. Statistics I had never seen before, even though I already owned a substantial share block of an existing oil company. With that information, I immediately began looking for and found a new undervalued oil company that was about to find some oil deposits. My broker was excited about this new company, and I bought 15,000 shares for 65 cents per share.


In February 1997, this same friend and I drove by the same gas station, and sure enough, the price per gallon had gone up nearly 15 percent. Again, the "Chicken Little" worried and complained. I smiled because in January 1997, that little oil company hit oil and those 15,000 shares went up to more than $3 per share since he had first given me the tip. And the price of gas will continue to go up if what my friend says is true.


Instead of analyzing, their little chicken closes their mind. If most people understood how a "stop" worked in stock-market investing, there would be more people -investing to win instead of investing not to lose. A "stop" is simply a computer command that sells your stock automatically if the price begins to drop, helping to minimize your losses and maximize some gains. It's a great tool for those who are terrified of losing.


So whenever I hear people focusing on their "I don't wants," rather than what they do want, I know the "noise" in their head must be loud. Chicken Little has taken over their brain and is yelling, "The sky is falling and toilets are breaking." So they avoid their "don't wants," but they pay a huge price. They may never get what they want in life.


Rich dad gave me a way of looking at Chicken Little. "Just do what Colonel Sanders did." At the age of 66, he lost his business and began to live on his Social Security check. It wasn't enough. He went around, the country selling his recipe for fried chicken. He was turned down 1,009 times before someone said "yes." And he went on to become a multimillionaire at an age when most people are quitting. "He was a brave and tenacious man," rich dad said of Harlan Sanders.


So when you're in doubt and feeling a little afraid, just do what Col. Sanders did to his little chicken. He fried it.



Reason No. 3.


Laziness. Busy people are often the most lazy. We have all heard stories of a businessman who works hard to earn money. He works hard to be a good provider for his wife and children. He spends long hours at the office and brings work home on weekends. One day he comes home to an empty house. His wife has left with the kids. He knew he and his wife had problems, but rather than work to make the relationship strong, he stayed busy at work. Dismayed, his performance at work slips and he loses his job.


Today, I often meet people who are too busy to take care of their wealth. And there are people too busy to take care of their health. The cause is the same. They're busy, and they stay busy as a way of avoiding something they do not want to face. Nobody has to tell them. Deep down they know. In fact, if you remind them, they often respond with anger or irritation.


If they aren't busy at work or with the kids, they're often busy watching TV, fishing, playing golf or shopping. Yet, deep down they know they are avoiding something important. That's the most common form of laziness. Laziness by staying busy.


So what is the cure for laziness? The answer is a little greed.


For many of us, we were raised thinking of greed or desire as bad. "Greedy people are bad people," my mom use to say. Yet, we all have inside of us this yearning to have nice things, new things or exciting things. So to keep that emotion of desire under control, often parents found ways of suppressing that desire with guilt.


"You only think about yourself. Don't you know you have brothers and sisters?" was one of my mom's favorites. Or "You want me to buy you what?" was a favorite of my dad. "Do you think we're made of money? Do you think money grows on trees? We're not rich people, you know."


It wasn't so much the words but the angry guilt-trip that went with the words that got to me.


Or the reverse guilt-trip was the "I'm sacrificing my life to buy this for you. I'm buying this for you because I never had this advantage when I was a kid." I have a neighbor who is stone broke, but can't park his car in his garage. The garage is filled with toys for his kids. Those spoiled brats get everything they ask for. "I don't want them to know the feeling of want" are his everyday words. He has nothing set aside for their college or his retirement, but his kids have every toy ever made. He recently got a new credit card in the mail and took his kids to visit Las Vegas. "I'm doing it for the kids," he said with great sacrifice.


Rich dad forbade the words "I can't afford it."


In my real home, that's all I heard. Instead, rich dad required his children to say, "How can I afford it?" His reasoning, the words "I can't afford it" shut down your brain. It didn't have to think anymore. "How can I afford it'" opened up the brain. Forced it to think and search for answers.


But most importantly, he felt the words "I can't afford it" were a lie. And the human spirit knew it. "The human spirit is very, very, powerful," he would say. "It knows it can do anything." By having a lazy mind that says, "I can't afford it," a war breaks out inside you. Your spirit is angry, and your lazy mind must defend its lie. The spirit is screaming, "Come on. Let's go to the gym and work out." And the lazy mind says, "But I'm tired. I worked really hard today." Or the human spirit says, "I'm sick and tired of being poor. Let's get out there and get rich." To which the lazy mind says, "Rich people are greedy. Besides it's too much bother.


It's not safe. I might lose money. I'm working hard enough as it is. I've got too much to do at work anyway. Look at what I have to do tonight. My boss wants it finished by the morning."


"I can't afford it" also brings up sadness. A helplessness that leads to ' despondency and often depression. "Apathy" is another word. "How can I afford it?" opens up possibilities, excitement and dreams. So rich dad , was not so concerned about what you wanted to buy, but that "How can 'f j I afford it?" created a stronger mind and a dynamic spirit.


Thus, he rarely gave Mike or me anything. Instead he would ask, "How can you afford it?" and that included college, which we paid for ourselves. It was not the goal but the process of attaining the goal we desired that he wanted us to learn. The problem I sense today is that there are millions of people who feel guilty about their greed. It's an old conditioning from their childhood. Their desire to have the finer things that life offers. Most have been conditioned subconsciously to say, "You can't have that," or ;


"You'll never afford that."


When I decided to exit the rat race, it was simply a question. "How can I afford to never work again?" And my mind began to kick out answers and solutions. The hardest part was fighting my real parents' dogma of "We can't afford that." Or "Stop thinking only about yourself." Or "Why don't you think about others?" and other such words designed to instill guilt to suppress my greed.


So how do you beat laziness? The answer is a little greed. It's that radio station WII-FM, which stands for "What's In It-For Me?" A person needs to sit down and ask, "What's in it for me if I'm healthy, sexy and good looking?" Or "What would my life be like if I never had to work again?" Or "What would I do if I had all the money I needed?" Without that little greed, the desire to have something better, progress is not made. Our world progresses because we all desire a better life. New inventions are made because we desire something better. We go to school and study hard because we want something better. So whenever you find yourself avoiding something you know you should be doing, then the only thing to ask yourself is "What's in it for me?" Be a little greedy. It's the best cure for laziness.


Too much greed, however, as anything in excess can be, is not good. But just remember what Michael Douglas said in the movie Wall Street. "Greed is good." Rich dad said it differently: "Guilt is worse than greed.


For guilt robs the body of its soul." And to me, Eleanor Roosevelt said it best: "Do what you feel in your heart to be right-for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't."



Reason No. 4.


Habits. Our lives are a reflection of our habits more than our education. After seeing the movie Conan, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, a friend said, "I'd love to have a body like Schwarzenegger." Most of the guys nodded in agreement.


"I even heard he was really puny and skinny at one time," another friend added.


"Yeah, I heard that too," another one added. "I heard he has a habit of working out almost every day in the gym."


"Yeah, I'll bet he has to."


"Nah," said the group cynic. "I'll bet he was born that way. Besides, let's stop talking about Arnold and get some beers."


This is an example of habits controlling behavior. I remember asking my rich dad about the habits of the rich. Instead of answering me outright, he wanted me to learn through example, as usual.


"When does your dad pay his bills?" rich dad asked.


"The first of the month," I said.

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"Does he have anything left over?" he asked.


"Very little," I said. "That's the main reason he struggles," said rich dad. "He has bad habits."


"Your dad pays everyone else first. He pays himself last, but only if he has anything left over."


"Which he usually doesn't," I said. "But he has to pay his bills, doesn't he? You're saying he shouldn't pay his bills?"


"Of course not," said rich dad. "I firmly believe in paying my bills on time. I just pay myself first. Before I pay even the government."


"But what happens if you don't have enough money?" I asked. "What do you do then?"


"The same," said rich dad. "I still pay myself first. Even if I'm short of money. My asset column is far more important to me than the government."


"But," I said. "Don't they come after you?"


"Yes, if you don't pay," said rich dad. "Look, I did not say not to pay. I just said I pay myself first, even if I'm short of money."


"But," I replied. "How do you do that'"


"It's not how. The question is 'Why,'" rich dad said.


"OK, why?"


"Motivation," said rich dad "Who do you think will complain louder if I don't pay them-me or my creditors?"


"Your creditors will definitely scream louder than you," I said, responding to the obvious. "You wouldn't say anything if you didn't pay yourself."


"So you see, after paying myself, the pressure to pay my taxes and the other creditors is so great that it forces me to seek other forms of income. The pressure to pay becomes my motivation. I've worked extra jobs, started other companies, traded in the stock market, anything just to make sure those guys don't start yelling at me. That pressure made me work harder, forced me to think, and all in all made me smarter and more active when it comes to money. If I had paid myself last, I would have felt no pressure, but I'd be broke."


"So it is the fear of the government or other people you owe money I to that motivates you?"


"That's right," said rich dad. "You see, government bill collectors are big bullies. So are bill collectors in general. Most people give into these bullies. They pay them and never pay themselves. You know the story of the 96-pound weakling who gets sand kicked in his face?"


I nodded. "I see that ad for weightlifting and bodybuilding lessons in the comic books all the time."


"Well, most people let the bullies kick sand in their faces. I decided to use the fear of the bully to make me stronger. Others get weaker. Forcing myself to think about how to make extra money is like going to the gym and working out with weights. The more I work my mental money muscles out, the stronger I get. Now, I'm not afraid of those bullies. I liked what rich dad was saying. "So if I pay myself first, I get financially stronger, mentally and fiscally."


Rich dad nodded.


"And if I pay myself last, or not at all, I get weaker. So people like bosses, managers, tax collectors, bill collectors and landlords push me around all my life. Just because I don't have good money habits."


Rich dad nodded. "Just like the 96-pound weakling."



Reason No. 5.


Arrogance. Arrogance is ego plus ignorance. I "What I know makes me money. What I don't know loses me money. Every time I have been arrogant, I have lost money. Because when I'm arrogant, I truly believe that what I don't know is not important," rich dad would often tell me.


I have found that many people use arrogance to try to hide their own ignorance. It often happens when I am discussing financial statements with accountants or even other investors.


They try to bluster their way through the discussion. It is clear to me that they don't know what they're talking about. They're not lying, but they are not telling the truth.


There are many people in the world of money, finances and investments who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Most people in the money industry are just spouting off sales pitches like used-car salesmen.


When you know you are ignorant in a subject, start educating yourself by finding an expert in the field or find a book on the subject.

Gay Nursery Rhymes


*BUBUKA ANG BULAKLAK

Bubukesh ang floweret

jojosok ang reyna

belzshochurva ng chacha

pa jembot jembot fah

boom tiyayavush

tiyayavush chenes

boom tiyayavush

tiyayavush chenes


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*PEN PEN DE SARAHPEN

Pen pen de chorvaloo

de kemerloo de eklavoo

hao hao de chenelyn

de ba yutech

si friti dapat iipit

goldness-filak

chumochorva

sa tabi ng chenes

shoyang fula

talong na fula

shoyang fute

talong na mapute
chuk chak chenes

namo uz ek


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*TAGU-TAGUAN



Shogu-shoguan

ning ning galore ng buwan

pag-counting ng krompu

naka shogu na kayey

jisa

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mga beki

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*AKO AY MAY ALAGA


aketch may nyologa

solang majuba

juntot ay majoba

majinis ang nyukha

halgay niya aketch

halgay ko rin siyasi

kaya mekey mudwa

laging magkajoma


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*SAMPUNG MGA DALIRI

jompung mga joliri

jomay at tiil

joluwang jenga

joluwang tameyk

jilong na magandich


majijiit ng ngipin

majurap ilafez

jilang majiit nagjojobing

wag kang magjijinungaling


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*INDIAN PANA


indian shona

shoshona-shona


shotlong jitlog

jojolog jolog


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*BAHAY KUBO


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ay anek anek

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at mega join join pa
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nyobuyas, nyomatis

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at around the keme

ayfulness ng linga


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*AKO AY MAY LOBO


akez ay may lobing

nag flysung sa heaven

wiz ko na na sighting

nyomutok na palerz

shoyang lang ang adeks

pang buysung ng lobing

nyuti pa pang lafez

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