Friday, December 14, 2007

JOKE TIME!!!

Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines. ..

>>* Nakasulat sa pader:
>"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

>>* along a highway in Pampanga:
>"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

>>* in a Baguio grocery:
>"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

>>* in Cubao:
>"NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"

>>* on a parking lot:
>"TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

>>* along Luneta Boulevard:
>"BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

>>* on Jeepney and Bus signs:
>"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

>>* on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
>"WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

>>* on a delivery truck:
>"NOT FOR HERE"

>>* on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
>"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

>>* A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
>"PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

>>* At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
>"HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

>>* at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
>"BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

>>* somewhere along San Andres:
>"NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

>>* vacant lot near makati ave.:
>"DON'T PARKING"

>>* at an eatery in Cebu:
>"WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

>>and this is the best of them all!!

>* on a building somewhere in the Philippines. ..
>"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"

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