In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.
While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation..
American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?
Filipino : Of course!
American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. We, Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to the Philippines .
American: Do you eat jam with bread?
Filipino : Of course!
American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines .
Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?
American: Of course, we do!
Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?
American: We throw them, of course!
Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America .
Monday, July 28, 2008
THE EYE SACRIFICE
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'
This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.
Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren. Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.
He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'
This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
Life Is a Gift Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.
Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who went too early to heaven.
Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren. Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around.
PARKING ISSUE: PLS INFORM YOUR NEIGHBORS, FRIENDS, AND LOVED ONES...
Warning....!!!!
Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public parking area. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for gas. Luckily my friend told me not to stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the car. Then we received this email yesterday:
'WARNING FROM POLICE BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)
'Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!
BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands.Please inform your neighbors, friends and loved ones …
Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public parking area. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got home, it was a receipt for gas. Luckily my friend told me not to stop as it could be someone waiting for me to get out of the car. Then we received this email yesterday:
'WARNING FROM POLICE BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)
'Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!
BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want this to fall into the wrong hands.Please inform your neighbors, friends and loved ones …
Bananas... This is very interesting.
After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again -
Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, "eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.
So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
PS Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time!
Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood. Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, "eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!
Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.
So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
PS Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time!
Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) rvcd in email
I would like to thank those of you who expressed condolences on the recent passing of my mother. She suffered a hemorrhagic stroke while she was driving home from my house on 7/30 and passed away on 8/3. My mother's stroke and passing was an enormous shock to my family because she did not have any symptoms or risk factors for a stroke. Just the week before she had gone to her doctor for a check up and received a clean bill of health. She did, however, develop a cold while she was visiting me and had taken Alka SeltzerCold Plus for 3 days. Since her passing, we have learned that Alka Seltzer is one of the many cold medicines that contains Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) which can cause hemorrhagic stokes or cerebral bleeding even with the first use. I am forwarding alist of other medications that currently use PPA.These medicines are supposedly being recalled but my mother just purchased this medication less than two weeks ago. Pharmaceutical companies have known about this danger for years, we unfortunately, did not.
I urge you to review the list of medicines with PPA and avoid these Medications. All drugs containingPHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are dangerous. You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND. Please read this CAREFULLY and please pass this on to everyone you know. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding inbrain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found inmen, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine.
The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine
Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant
Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements
Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control
Alka-Seltzer Plus
Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or or ange)
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent
Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine
BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder
BC Sinus Cold Powder
Comtrex Flu Therapy & Fever Relief Day & Night
Contac 12-Hour Cold CapsulesContac 12 Hour Caplets
Coricidin D Cold, Flu & Sinus
Dexatrim Caffeine Free
Dexatrim Extended Duration
Dexatrim Gelcaps
Dexatrim Vitamin C/Caffeine Free
Dimetapp Cold & Allergy Chewable Tablets
Dimetapp Cold & Cough Liqui-Gels
Dimetapp DM Cold & Cough Elixir
Dimetapp Elixir
Dimetapp 4 Hour Liquid Gels
Dimetapp 4 Hour Tablets
Dimetapp 12 Hour Extentabs Tablets
Naldecon DX Pediatric Drops
Permathene Mega-16
Robitussin CF
Tavist-D 12 Hour Relief of Sinus & Nasal Congestion
Triaminic DM Cough Rel! Ief
Triaminic Expectorant Chest & Head
Triaminic Syrup ! ! Cold & Allergy
Triaminic Triaminicol Cold & Cough
I just found out and called the 800# on the container for Triaminic and they informed me that they are voluntarily recalling the following medicines because of a certain ingredient that is causing strokes and seizures in children:
Orange 3D Cold & Allergy Cherry (Pink)
3D Cold & Cough Berry
3D Cough Relief Yellow 3D Expectorant
They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them, and they will also issue you a refund. If you know of anyone else with small children,
I urge you to review the list of medicines with PPA and avoid these Medications. All drugs containingPHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are dangerous. You may want to try calling the 800 number listed on most drug boxes and inquire about a REFUND. Please read this CAREFULLY and please pass this on to everyone you know. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding inbrain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found inmen, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine.
The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine
Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant
Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements
Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control
Alka-Seltzer Plus
Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold medicine (cherry or or ange)
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine
Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent
Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine
BC Allergy Sinus Cold Powder
BC Sinus Cold Powder
Comtrex Flu Therapy & Fever Relief Day & Night
Contac 12-Hour Cold CapsulesContac 12 Hour Caplets
Coricidin D Cold, Flu & Sinus
Dexatrim Caffeine Free
Dexatrim Extended Duration
Dexatrim Gelcaps
Dexatrim Vitamin C/Caffeine Free
Dimetapp Cold & Allergy Chewable Tablets
Dimetapp Cold & Cough Liqui-Gels
Dimetapp DM Cold & Cough Elixir
Dimetapp Elixir
Dimetapp 4 Hour Liquid Gels
Dimetapp 4 Hour Tablets
Dimetapp 12 Hour Extentabs Tablets
Naldecon DX Pediatric Drops
Permathene Mega-16
Robitussin CF
Tavist-D 12 Hour Relief of Sinus & Nasal Congestion
Triaminic DM Cough Rel! Ief
Triaminic Expectorant Chest & Head
Triaminic Syrup ! ! Cold & Allergy
Triaminic Triaminicol Cold & Cough
I just found out and called the 800# on the container for Triaminic and they informed me that they are voluntarily recalling the following medicines because of a certain ingredient that is causing strokes and seizures in children:
Orange 3D Cold & Allergy Cherry (Pink)
3D Cold & Cough Berry
3D Cough Relief Yellow 3D Expectorant
They are asking you to call them at 800-548-3708 with the lot number on the box so they can send you postage for you to send it back to them, and they will also issue you a refund. If you know of anyone else with small children,
MONTHS AND YOU
JANUARY= HOT
-Fun to be with.
-Loves to try new things.
-Boy/girls LOVE you.
-You are very hott.-Secretive.
-Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
-Quiet unless excited or tensed.
- Takes pride in oneself.-Easily consoled.
-Honest.-Concerned about people's feelings.
-Tactful.
-Friendly.
-Approachable.
-Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
-Moody and easily hurt.
-Witty and sparkly.
-Spazzy at times.
-Not revengeful.
-Forgiving but never forgets.
-Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
-Loves to be loved.
-Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE
-Abstract thoughts.
-Outgoing.
-Loves reality and abstract.
-Intelligent and clever.
-Changing personality.
-Attractive.
-Fun to be around.
-Sexiest out of everyone.
-A real speed demon.
-Has more than one best friend.
-Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh.
-Amazing smile.
-An awesome kisser.
-Everyone loves to be around you.
-You always attract attention.
-You are definitely the sexiest and good looking of them all.
-Temperamental.
-Hardly shows emotions.
-Tends to bottle up feelings.
-Observant and assesses others.
-Honest.
MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS
-You've got the best personality
-You are an absolute pleasure to be around.
-You love to make new friends and be outgoing.
-You are a great flirt.
-Forgetful.
-Easily Angered.
-Loves traveling.
-Dislike being at home.
-Restless.
-Outgoing.
-Hyper. -
-Bubbly personality.
-Seductive.
-Boy/girl crazy.
-Having many children.
-You love men/women.
-It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection.
-When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself
- heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
APRIL = PIMP
-APRIL means that your really good looking.
-Stubborn and hard-hearted.
-Strong-willed and highly motivated.
-Sharp thoughts.
-Attracts others and loves attention.
-Deep feelings.
-Beautiful physically and mentally.
-Firm Standpoint.
-Needs no motivation.
-Shy towards opposite sex.
-Easily consoled.
-Systematic (left brain).
-Loves to dream.
-Strong clairvoyance.
-Understanding.
-You know how to get what you want.
-Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
-Good imagination.
-Good physical.
-Weak breathing.
-Loves literature and the arts.
-Hardworking.
-High spirited.
MAY = SEXY
-Suave and compromising.
-Funny and humorous.
-Stubborn.
-Very talkative.
-Calm and cool
-Kind and sympathetic.
-Concerned and detailed.
-Loyal. -Does work well with others
-Very confident.
-A great kisser.
-Sensitive.
-A very good/awesome girlfriend/boyfriend.
-Amazing Smile.
-Positive Attitude.
-Thinking generous.
-Good memory.
- bawal ang pork...bawal ang beans
-Clever and knowledgeable.
-Loves to look for information.
-Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh.
-Able to motivate oneself and others.
-Understanding.
-Fun to be around. -
-Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling.
-Super sexy
-Extremely hot but has brains.
JUNE = CUTIE
-Loves to chat.
-Loves those who love them.
-Loves to takes things at the center.
-Inner and physical beauty.
-Lies but doesn't pretend.
-Gets angry often.
-Treats friends importantly.
-Brave and fearless.
-Always making friends.
-Very easily hurt but recovers easily.
-Daydreamer.
-Opinionated.
-Does not care to control emotions.
-Unpredictable.
-Understanding.
-Fun to be around.
-hates studying.
-in need of "that someone".
-longs for freedom.
-rebellious when withheld or restricted.
-lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
-Nympho-and an awesome lover too-Outgoing.-Hyper.
JULY = PORNSTAR
-outgoing personality.
-takes risks.
-feeds on attention.
-no self control.
-kind hearted.
-self confident.
-loud and boisterous.
-VERY revengeful.
-easy to get along with and talk to.
-has an "everything's peachy" attitude.
-likes talking and singing.
-loves music.
-daydreamer.
-easily distracted.
-Hates not being trusted.
-BIG imagination.
-loves to be loved.
-always a suspect.
-playful.
-mysterious.
-"charming" or "beautiful" to everyone.
-stubborn.
-curious.
-independent.
-strong willed.
-a fighter.
AUGUST = THUG
-You a strait up "Gangsta"
-Attractive personality.
-Very! sexy.
-Affectionate & Secretive.
-Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
-Chatterbox! Loves to talk a lot!
-Loves to get their way!
-Unbelievable kisser!
-Easily angered.
-Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh.
-Very stubborn in the most way possible!
-Loves to get noticed!
-Willing to take risks for others.
-Makes good choices.
-Has a great fashion sense!
-Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*.
-Outgoing and crazy at times!
-Intelligent.
-Can love as much as possible!
-Hates insults. Loves compliments!
-A very big flirt! Trustworthy.
-Appreciative and returns kindness.
-The best in bed out of ANY of these months!!
SEPTEMBER = FREAK IN BED
-Loves to chat.
-Loves those who love them.
-Loves to takes things at the center.
-Great in bed.
-Inner and physical beauty.
-Doesn't pretend.
-Gets angry often.
-A meaningful love life partner.
-Treats friends importantly.
-Brave and fearless.
-Always making friends.
-It is all about love and fairness.
-Easily hurt but recovers easily.
-Daydreamer.
-Horny but does fulfill.
-Opinionated.-Does not care to control emotions.
-Knows what to do to have fun.
-Unpredictable.
-Someone to have close to you.
-Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
OCTOBER =PERFECT
-Trustworthy and loyal.
-Very passionate and dangerous.
-Wild at times.
-Knows how to have fun.
-Sexy and mysterious.
-Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality.
-Playful, but secretive.
-Very emotional and temperamental sometimes.
-Meets new people easily and very social in a group.
-Fearless and independent.
-Can hold their own
-Stands out in a crowd.
-Essentially very smart.
-If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
NOVEMBER = GORGEOUS
-Loyal and generous.
-Patriotic.
-Competitive in everything.
-Active in games and interactions.
-Impatient and hasty.
-Ambitious.
-Influential in organizations.
-Fun to be with.
-Easy to talk to, though hard to understand.
-Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know.
-Easily influenced by kindness.
-Polite and soft-spoken.
-Having lots of ideas.
-Sensitive.
-Active mind.
-Hesitating, tends to delay.
-Choosy and always wants the best.
DECEMBER = LOVER
-Active and dynamic.
-Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
-Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
-Strong mentality.
-Loves attention.
-Diplomatic.
-Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
-Brave and fearless.
-Adventurous.
-Loving and caring.
-Athletic.
-Suave and generous.
-Usually you have many friends.
-Emotional.
-Stubborn.
-Hasty.
-Good memory.
-Moving, motivates oneself and others.
-Loves to travel and explore.
-Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
-Fun to be with.
-Loves to try new things.
-Boy/girls LOVE you.
-You are very hott.-Secretive.
-Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
-Quiet unless excited or tensed.
- Takes pride in oneself.-Easily consoled.
-Honest.-Concerned about people's feelings.
-Tactful.
-Friendly.
-Approachable.
-Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
-Moody and easily hurt.
-Witty and sparkly.
-Spazzy at times.
-Not revengeful.
-Forgiving but never forgets.
-Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
-Loves to be loved.
-Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE
-Abstract thoughts.
-Outgoing.
-Loves reality and abstract.
-Intelligent and clever.
-Changing personality.
-Attractive.
-Fun to be around.
-Sexiest out of everyone.
-A real speed demon.
-Has more than one best friend.
-Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh.
-Amazing smile.
-An awesome kisser.
-Everyone loves to be around you.
-You always attract attention.
-You are definitely the sexiest and good looking of them all.
-Temperamental.
-Hardly shows emotions.
-Tends to bottle up feelings.
-Observant and assesses others.
-Honest.
MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS
-You've got the best personality
-You are an absolute pleasure to be around.
-You love to make new friends and be outgoing.
-You are a great flirt.
-Forgetful.
-Easily Angered.
-Loves traveling.
-Dislike being at home.
-Restless.
-Outgoing.
-Hyper. -
-Bubbly personality.
-Seductive.
-Boy/girl crazy.
-Having many children.
-You love men/women.
-It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection.
-When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself
- heck, you've got the looks for it!!!
APRIL = PIMP
-APRIL means that your really good looking.
-Stubborn and hard-hearted.
-Strong-willed and highly motivated.
-Sharp thoughts.
-Attracts others and loves attention.
-Deep feelings.
-Beautiful physically and mentally.
-Firm Standpoint.
-Needs no motivation.
-Shy towards opposite sex.
-Easily consoled.
-Systematic (left brain).
-Loves to dream.
-Strong clairvoyance.
-Understanding.
-You know how to get what you want.
-Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
-Good imagination.
-Good physical.
-Weak breathing.
-Loves literature and the arts.
-Hardworking.
-High spirited.
MAY = SEXY
-Suave and compromising.
-Funny and humorous.
-Stubborn.
-Very talkative.
-Calm and cool
-Kind and sympathetic.
-Concerned and detailed.
-Loyal. -Does work well with others
-Very confident.
-A great kisser.
-Sensitive.
-A very good/awesome girlfriend/boyfriend.
-Amazing Smile.
-Positive Attitude.
-Thinking generous.
-Good memory.
- bawal ang pork...bawal ang beans
-Clever and knowledgeable.
-Loves to look for information.
-Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh.
-Able to motivate oneself and others.
-Understanding.
-Fun to be around. -
-Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling.
-Super sexy
-Extremely hot but has brains.
JUNE = CUTIE
-Loves to chat.
-Loves those who love them.
-Loves to takes things at the center.
-Inner and physical beauty.
-Lies but doesn't pretend.
-Gets angry often.
-Treats friends importantly.
-Brave and fearless.
-Always making friends.
-Very easily hurt but recovers easily.
-Daydreamer.
-Opinionated.
-Does not care to control emotions.
-Unpredictable.
-Understanding.
-Fun to be around.
-hates studying.
-in need of "that someone".
-longs for freedom.
-rebellious when withheld or restricted.
-lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
-Nympho-and an awesome lover too-Outgoing.-Hyper.
JULY = PORNSTAR
-outgoing personality.
-takes risks.
-feeds on attention.
-no self control.
-kind hearted.
-self confident.
-loud and boisterous.
-VERY revengeful.
-easy to get along with and talk to.
-has an "everything's peachy" attitude.
-likes talking and singing.
-loves music.
-daydreamer.
-easily distracted.
-Hates not being trusted.
-BIG imagination.
-loves to be loved.
-always a suspect.
-playful.
-mysterious.
-"charming" or "beautiful" to everyone.
-stubborn.
-curious.
-independent.
-strong willed.
-a fighter.
AUGUST = THUG
-You a strait up "Gangsta"
-Attractive personality.
-Very! sexy.
-Affectionate & Secretive.
-Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
-Chatterbox! Loves to talk a lot!
-Loves to get their way!
-Unbelievable kisser!
-Easily angered.
-Able to cheer anyone up and make them laugh.
-Very stubborn in the most way possible!
-Loves to get noticed!
-Willing to take risks for others.
-Makes good choices.
-Has a great fashion sense!
-Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*.
-Outgoing and crazy at times!
-Intelligent.
-Can love as much as possible!
-Hates insults. Loves compliments!
-A very big flirt! Trustworthy.
-Appreciative and returns kindness.
-The best in bed out of ANY of these months!!
SEPTEMBER = FREAK IN BED
-Loves to chat.
-Loves those who love them.
-Loves to takes things at the center.
-Great in bed.
-Inner and physical beauty.
-Doesn't pretend.
-Gets angry often.
-A meaningful love life partner.
-Treats friends importantly.
-Brave and fearless.
-Always making friends.
-It is all about love and fairness.
-Easily hurt but recovers easily.
-Daydreamer.
-Horny but does fulfill.
-Opinionated.-Does not care to control emotions.
-Knows what to do to have fun.
-Unpredictable.
-Someone to have close to you.
-Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
OCTOBER =PERFECT
-Trustworthy and loyal.
-Very passionate and dangerous.
-Wild at times.
-Knows how to have fun.
-Sexy and mysterious.
-Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality.
-Playful, but secretive.
-Very emotional and temperamental sometimes.
-Meets new people easily and very social in a group.
-Fearless and independent.
-Can hold their own
-Stands out in a crowd.
-Essentially very smart.
-If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.
NOVEMBER = GORGEOUS
-Loyal and generous.
-Patriotic.
-Competitive in everything.
-Active in games and interactions.
-Impatient and hasty.
-Ambitious.
-Influential in organizations.
-Fun to be with.
-Easy to talk to, though hard to understand.
-Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know.
-Easily influenced by kindness.
-Polite and soft-spoken.
-Having lots of ideas.
-Sensitive.
-Active mind.
-Hesitating, tends to delay.
-Choosy and always wants the best.
DECEMBER = LOVER
-Active and dynamic.
-Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
-Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
-Strong mentality.
-Loves attention.
-Diplomatic.
-Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
-Brave and fearless.
-Adventurous.
-Loving and caring.
-Athletic.
-Suave and generous.
-Usually you have many friends.
-Emotional.
-Stubborn.
-Hasty.
-Good memory.
-Moving, motivates oneself and others.
-Loves to travel and explore.
-Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Showdown in Gotham Town By MANOHLA DARGIS
Dark as night and nearly as long, Christopher Nolan’s new Batman movie feels like a beginning and something of an end. Pitched at the divide between art and industry, poetry and entertainment, it goes darker and deeper than any Hollywood movie of its comic-book kind — including “Batman Begins,” Mr. Nolan’s 2005 pleasurably moody resurrection of the series — largely by embracing an ambivalence that at first glance might be mistaken for pessimism. But no work filled with such thrilling moments of pure cinema can be rightly branded pessimistic, even a postheroic superhero movie like “The Dark Knight.”Apparently, truth, justice and the American way don’t cut it anymore. That may not fully explain why the last Superman took a nose dive (“Superman Returns,” if not for long), but I think it helps get at why, like other recent ambiguous American heroes, both supermen and super-spies, the new Batman soared. Talent played a considerable part in Mr. Nolan’s Bat restoration, naturally, as did his seriousness of purpose. He brought a gravitas to the superhero that wiped away the camp and kitsch that had shrouded Batman in cobwebs. It helped that Christian Bale, a reluctant smiler whose sharply planed face looks as if it had been carved with a chisel, slid into Bruce Wayne’s insouciance as easily as he did Batman’s suit.
The new Batman movie isn’t a radical overhaul like its predecessor, which is to be expected of a film with a large price tag (well north of $100 million) and major studio expectations (worldwide domination or bust). Instead, like other filmmakers who’ve successfully reworked genre staples, Mr. Nolan has found a way to make Batman relevant to his time — meaning, to ours — investing him with shadows that remind you of the character’s troubled beginning but without lingering mustiness. That’s nothing new, but what is surprising, actually startling, is that in “The Dark Knight,” which picks up the story after the first film ends, Mr. Nolan has turned Batman (again played by the sturdy, stoic Mr. Bale) into a villain’s sidekick.
That would be the Joker, of course, a demonic creation and three-ring circus of one wholly inhabited by Heath Ledger. Mr. Ledger died in January at age 28 from an accidental overdose, after principal photography ended, and his death might have cast a paralyzing pall over the film if the performance were not so alive. But his Joker is a creature of such ghastly life, and the performance is so visceral, creepy and insistently present that the characterization pulls you in almost at once. When the Joker enters one fray with a murderous flourish and that sawed-off smile, his morbid grin a mirror of the Black Dahlia’s ear-to-ear grimace, your nervous laughter will die in your throat.
A self-described agent of chaos, the Joker arrives in Gotham abruptly, as if he’d been hiding up someone’s sleeve. He quickly seizes control of the city’s crime syndicate and Batman’s attention with no rhyme and less reason. Mr. Ledger, his body tightly wound but limbs jangling, all but disappears under the character’s white mask and red leer. Licking and chewing his sloppy, smeared lips, his tongue darting in and out of his mouth like a jittery animal, he turns the Joker into a tease who taunts criminals (Eric Roberts’s bad guy, among them) and the police (Gary Oldman’s good cop), giggling while he-he-he (ha-ha-ha) tries to burn the world down. He isn’t fighting for anything or anyone. He isn’t a terrorist, just terrifying.
Mr. Nolan is playing with fire here, but partly because he’s a showman. Even before the Joker goes wild, the director lets loose with some comic horror that owes something to Michael Mann’s “Heat,” something to Cirque de Soleil, and quickly sets a tense, coiled mood that he sustains for two fast-moving hours of freakish mischief, vigilante justice, philosophical asides and the usual trinkets and toys, before a final half-hour pileup of gunfire and explosions. This big-bang finish — which includes a topsy-turvy image that poignantly suggests the world has been turned on its axis for good — is sloppy, at times visually incoherent, yet touching. Mr. Nolan, you learn, likes to linger in the dark, but he doesn’t want to live there.
Though entranced by the Joker, Mr. Nolan, working from a script he wrote with his brother Jonathan Nolan, does make room for romance and tears and even an occasional (nonlethal) joke. There are several new characters, notably Harvey Dent (a charismatic Aaron Eckhart), a crusading district attorney and Bruce Wayne’s rival for the affection of his longtime friend, Rachel Dawes (Maggie Gyllenhaal, a happy improvement over Katie Holmes). Like almost every other character in the film, Batman and Bruce included, Harvey and Rachel live and work in (literal) glass houses. The Gotham they inhabit is shinier and brighter than the antiqued dystopia of “Batman Begins”: theirs is the emblematic modern megalopolis (in truth, a cleverly disguised Chicago), soulless, anonymous, a city of distorting and shattering mirrors.
From certain angles, the city the Joker threatens looks like New York, but it would be reductive to read the film too directly through the prism of 9/11 and its aftermath. You may flash on that day when a building collapses here in a cloud of dust, or when firemen douse some flames, but those resemblances belong more rightly to our memories than to what we see unfolding on screen. Like any number of small- and big-screen thrillers, the film’s engagement with 9/11 is diffuse, more a matter of inference and ideas (chaos, fear, death) than of direct assertion. Still, that a spectacle like this even glances in that direction confirms that American movies have entered a new era of ambivalence when it comes to their heroes — or maybe just superness.
In and out of his black carapace and on the restless move, Batman remains, perhaps not surprisingly then, a recessive, almost elusive figure. Part of this has to do with the costume, which has created complications for every actor who wears it. With his eyes dimmed and voice technologically obscured, Mr. Bale, who’s suited up from the start, doesn’t have access to an actor’s most expressive tools. (There are only so many ways to eyeball an enemy.) Mr. Nolan, having already told Batman’s origin story in the first film, initially doesn’t appear motivated to advance the character. Yet by giving him rivals in love and war, he has also shifted Batman’s demons from inside his head to the outside world.
That change in emphasis leaches the melodrama from Mr. Nolan’s original conception, but it gives the story tension and interest beyond one man’s personal struggle. This is a darker Batman, less obviously human, more strangely other. When he perches over Gotham on the edge of a skyscraper roof, he looks more like a gargoyle than a savior. There’s a touch of demon in his stealthy menace. During a crucial scene, one of the film’s saner characters asserts that this isn’t a time for heroes, the implication being that the moment belongs to villains and madmen. Which is why, when Batman takes flight in this film, his wings stretching across the sky like webbed hands, it’s as if he were trying to possess the world as much as save it.
In its grim intensity, “The Dark Knight” can feel closer to David Fincher’s “Zodiac” than Tim Burton’s playfully gothic “Batman,” which means it’s also closer to Bob Kane’s original comic and Frank Miller’s 1986 reinterpretation. That makes it heavy, at times almost pop-Wagnerian, but Mr. Ledger’s performance and the film’s visual beauty are transporting. (In Imax, it’s even more operatic.) No matter how cynical you feel about Hollywood, it is hard not to fall for a film that makes room for a shot of the Joker leaning out the window of a stolen police car and laughing into the wind, the city’s colored lights gleaming behind him like jewels. He’s just a clown in black velvet, but he’s also some kind of masterpiece.
“The Dark Knight” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). Consistently violent but not bloody.
THE DARK KNIGHT
Opens on Friday nationwide.
Directed by Christopher Nolan; written by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan, based on a story by Christopher Nolan and David S. Goyer; Batman character created by Bob Kane; Batman and other characters from the DC comic books; director of photography, Wally Pfister; edited by Lee Smith; music by Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard; production designer, Nathan Crowley; produced by Charles Roven, Emma Thomas and Christopher Nolan; released by Warner Brothers Pictures. Running time: 2 hours 32 minutes.
WITH: Christian Bale (Bruce Wayne/Batman), Michael Caine (Alfred), Heath Ledger (the Joker), Gary Oldman (James Gordon), Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent), Maggie Gyllenhaal (Rachel Dawes) and Morgan Freeman (Lucius Fox).
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