EXODUS TO A NEW HOUSE, NEW FRIENDS AND LOVE

Jan 25, 2008.

I first published this in 2008. No content.
But as far as I can recall, this was the time I moved to a condo unit to live alone.
From 15th Ave boarding with friends, I moved to 14th Ave.
Those are all one-way streets.
So my friends from Pag-ibig Fund helped me bring my things via walkathon. 😊
Each of us brought a thing or two of my stuff.
We’re like on an exodus.

 If my memory serves me right, I want to thank Kuya Manny, Ate Daisy, Mel, Marly, Ben, Ems, and JP.
I’m sorry if I missed anyone but thank you for helping me start a new life then.

 And when I started living alone, I became very independent. I did all household chores and work every day then.
 The sad thing was, I spoil food and became emotionally exhausted.
Yes, I dated a lot during that time.
I was free and I went to night-outs a lot.
But I was able to save a lot too.
Until I settled for one.
My friend Rob became a confidant. He’s like a brother, manager, mother, advisor and a lot more to me.
He introduced me to events organizing and we met a lot of big personalities in town.
When I moved to another place, Rob brought me there and left me there.
Rob occupied my old place.
One night, I went back crying. I told Rob, I can’t live and I’m afraid.
But he made me realize that we make choices and we should stand by the choices we make.
So, I stood by my choice for years until such time I felt drained and exhausted again.
Something is still missing or am I meant to be alone?

 I went back to my oasis, to my refuge, to my strength, to my foundation, my family.

 Fast forward.

Dec 1, 2019.
I am now again living alone in a house that I can call my home.
This new place is very welcoming.
There are things I was not able to get back from my previous place but this new one gave me more.
It’s like when something is deliberately taken from you, you get more, even more in return.

First day here, I did not just have a house-warming. I had a heart-warming.
Someone came over, gave me a gift and made me fall in love.
I think I can write another whole new article for the love story. 😊

Then there was typhoon Tisoy that devastated our province in Bicol. ☹
I would have given up this house so I can rebuild our house in the province.
This choice breaks my heart.
How can I be happy here, living comfortably while Mom, my siblings, nieces, and nephews are not okay?
We really can’t have it all.
I tried to give whatever is left of me to a point where I must struggle and haggle day on.
I don’t know until when, but I keep moving on one day at a time.

Day on, I keep trying to stay positive. Smile and laugh but deep within me, I feel sad and lonely.
A week after, my sister and a friend came with a story.
My mom called and Rob called crying profusely.
I don’t have anything to say but just to lend them an ear.

I’m broke but still, my heart can listen.

Even if that’s the only thing I can offer, for now, I’m glad I somehow made them feel better.

 Another week after, another set of friends came over.
This time my elementary and high school classmates and friends.
We had a heart-felt laugh all throughout that day.
They were telling stories about nesting while I actively listen. I got nothing to share about raising kids.
When we talked about business, we all have support for each other.
And there’s one thing that stuck in my mind, our friend Joy said, she waits for my socmed posts about my love story.
They were all waiting for me to love. That’s what friends are for.
 They are happy when I’m happy.

So, I thought of writing this in my spare time and on my me-time.

If you’d ask me how my love story is now, well, I respond to chats and messages, but I reserve my heart for one.
I only have one heart and it belongs to only one.
Ours is not a perfect relationship. We don’t see each other as often.
We haven’t seen each other since heart-warming.
We’re both busy with our own life and career but we care.
We feel sad but that’s normal.

Just before I end this story, I wish that the new house may be a house filled with love and happy thoughts.
May this be a house where family, friends and loved ones can go be at home.
May this be a place where we find peace and sanctuary when the world is going crazy.
May this be love that would last a lifetime.

NATURAL HIGHS

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the supermarket.

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail.

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).

12. A bubble bath.

13. Giggling.

14. A good conversation.

15. The beach

16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.

17. Laughing at yourself.

18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you

19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

20. Running through sprinklers.

21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

23. Laughing at an inside joke.

24. Friends.

25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).

28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

29. Playing with a new puppy.

30. Having someone play with your hair.

31. Sweet dreams.

32. Hot chocolate.

33. Road trips with friends.

34. Swinging on swings.

35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

36. Making chocolate chip cookies.

37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.

38. Holding hands with someone you care about.

39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.

41. Watching the sunrise.

42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

43. Knowing that somebody misses you.

44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

VERY Brave man jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it !

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

How do you piss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men...
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN AND A MAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , halfdiscovered, half wild, naturally beautiful withfertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , welldeveloped and open to trade, especially for someonewith cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gentlyaging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lostsome wars, won some great battles but haunted by pastmistakes, still ve ry strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wideand borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet ... Off the beaten path,with a mysterious past and the wisdom of theages...still desirable but only those with anadventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritualknowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a Dict....

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Dates of birth

If U were born on the1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r NO 1 ...

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r NO 2 .

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r NO 3 .

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r NO 4 ...

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r NO 5 ...

If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r NO 6 .

If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r NO 7 ...

If U were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then U r NO 8 ...

If U were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then U r NO 9 ...

No 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive,famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people whohave opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good professionin the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody willhave mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive andwell talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always havesome people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by some peopletoo... Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...

Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

No 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot,you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in yourlife, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical,artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon,comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitlerwho wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community andyour own home). If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time yourwords are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be thereand here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible womanin the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your lifefor the goodness sake of your family...You are gentle, intuitive with abroad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

No 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problemswithin your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wantedto work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anythingwithout hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect peopleolder than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you arenot a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitude! then here you go, what canI say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bittoo much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. Ifyou are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21stborn men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in theculture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedomlover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope &joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

No 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power..Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if youare a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. Ifyou are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you willhave sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends willspend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spendanyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends.Tell you what you people are little gems! specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments,for an example you have got a degree in some thing..but you will be unemployed...or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage ofyour kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient,persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

No 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by justchatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, youare aperson who does anything when your head thinks 'lets do this'.You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friendsand families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually getmoney on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your otherhalf will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! Youtendto go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz thenumber 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! Youare an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

No 6

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You willbe very good in either education or work wise or business management! Youare talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything inyour lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body isjust made perfect for love. You are loveable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girlsand will involve in more than few relationships until you get married.If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way markthen you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you willlead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility,good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peacefor every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

No 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, veryconfident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problemswith bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjectslisted above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certainage. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talentedtoo. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but stillalways number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all theirlifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you needto get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, thenyou might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to thisworld!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

No 8

You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say 'thisis what'. You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I meanpoverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the wayin life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you willlearn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reservedwith handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and alwaysprepared to help others. Well, once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you become safe. You willface un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals,accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a familyteam. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

No 9

Hey, you guys are the incompatible people in the world. You are so strong,physically and mentally. You are often having big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from familyproblems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achievewhat you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge andsuccessfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your youngerage, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you becomecalm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good inengineering or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. You r suchqualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a greatinspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

To Think Like Jesus Thinks by Jon Walker

"But we can understand these things, for we have the mind of Christ." (1 Corinthians 2:16 NLT)
A hundred years ago, when I played golf, I thought I was doing pretty well just to get the ball somewhere on the putting green. The truth be told, my main goal was to reach the green without major-ly embarrassing myself, so I was satisfied even when my ball dribbled onto the fringes.
One day, a local golf pro told me the key difference between average and excellent golf is this: The truly great players shoot for the hole, not somewhere near the hole or somewhere on the green. They aim directly for the hole.
He told me, "You should make the hole your goal; don't just aim at the green." My intelligent, thoughtful response was, “Yeah, right! That'll be the day.”
The apostle Paul tells us we have the "mind of Christ," and if that's so, we are capable of learning to think like Jesus thinks.
But our response to Paul is often, "Yeah, right. That's a nice sentiment, but let's get real." We think the best we can do is to just get onto the fringes of what Jesus is thinking. The truth be told, we just hope we can manage the Christian walk without major-ly embarrassing ourselves.
Who, after all, could know the mind of God? That's something for the saints, for the “pros.” The ancient prophet Isaiah asked a similar question: "Is there anyone around who knows God's spirit, anyone who knows what he is doing?" (1 Corinthians 2:14-16 MSG)
Paul, that teacher's pet, the guy who always does his homework and raises his hand to give an answer when the rest of us are ducking down to avoid being called on – you know, that Paul – he answers Isaiah's probing question with an answer so simple it scarcely can be believed.
“Does anyone know what God is doing, or even thinking?
“Yes, Paul, I see your hand.”
“Christ knows,” says Paul, “And we have Christ's spirit within us.” (1 Corinthians 2:14-16 MSG)
Christ knows! Jesus knows. Jesus knows! He knows the mind of God. He knows the plans of God. He knows the will of God and the purposes of God. Jesus is God!
And we have the Jesus Spirit within us, the Christ Spirit, the Holy Spirit, the Spirit of God – dwelling right inside us, transforming us into the likeness of Christ! (Ephesians 6:17) We can aim boldly for Christ-mindedness, not just the fringes of his thoughts.
What does this mean to me?
· You can think like Jesus – Developing the mind of Christ is not impossible. In fact, it's quite probable. Start by agreeing with these Jesus thoughts: I am unwilling to do anything independently of God (John 5:3), but I am capable of doing all things through Christ who strengthens me (Philippians 4:13).
· What would Jesus think? – Before we can faithfully consider what Jesus would do, we need to understand how he would think. Ask God to show you what he thinks about a situation you are facing, and plan according to his infinite wisdom.
· “I don't know, but Jesus knows” – You don't have to know it all, nor are you capable of really knowing it all. When you're uncertain or confused (even when you're head-strong and certain – ha!), ask the Holy Spirit to guide your path. The Holy Spirit will never direct you to violate the mind and will of God, as revealed in the Bible.
© 2007 Jon Walker. All rights reserved.

Mental Feng Shui

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN.. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

The X-Men

"Seryoso ang post kong ito. 'Wag niyo itong ite-take for granted."
Mag-ingat ka sa mga taong nakakasalamuha mo. Sa araw-araw na routine ng buhay mo, maraming tao ang iyong nakakausap, kasama mong lumalabas ng bahay, nakakasama mo sa school o sa trabaho. Pero ang ilan sa kanila'y hindi pangkaraniwan. Habang tumatagal ang panahon na nakikilala mo sila, unti-unting lumalabas ang tunay nilang katauhan. Sila pala ay may special powers. Maaaring isa ka rin sa kanila.
Hindi sila mga super heroes, kundi sila ang mga kontrabida. Lahat na ng paraan para sila ay matugis ay nasubukan na, pero sila ay naglilipana pa rin. Ang iba sa kanila'y 'di mo agad matutukoy. Ang iba sa kanila'y mukhang hayop, pero tao talaga sila.
Ang mga taong ito ay nabigyan ng special gifts. Mag-ingat sa kanilang special powers.

BEAST

Alias: Bigotilyo, Bulbu*an
Abilities: Sila ay ang mga kababaihang ipinaglihi sa sisiw ng balot. Ang kanilang mga braso at binti ay pawang abandonadong damuhan. Idol nila ang bigote ni Mr. Suave kaya pilit nila itong ginagaya. Ang iba sa kanila'y naka dreadlocks pa ang mga buhok sa kilikili. Luging lugi ang parlorista sa mga taong ito kapag sila'y nagpapa-highlights, nagpapa-rebond, o nagpapa-relax. Hindi epektibo ang bikini wax kaya't sumisilip pa rin sa kanilang thongs ang buhok sa singit nila. Wala talaga silang special abilities bukod sa manakot.
Paano maging tulad nila: Ipanligo ang hair grower ng tatay mong kalbo.
Special Attack: Werewolf Cry
Weaknesses: Schick, Gillette

JEAN GREY

Alias: Chick, Sexy, Babe
Abilities: Silang lahat ay babae ang kasarian. Mayroon silang Telekinesis o ang kapangyarihang magpagalaw ng mga bagay kahit hindi nila ito hinahawakan. Ang kadalasang pinapagalaw nila ay mga b****toy.
Paano maging tulad nila: Wag ka ng umasa.
Special Attack: Super Yuko, Bilak-Sit, Open Sesame
Weaknesses: Para 'di mabiktima sa kanila, sumigaw ng "Bakla ako!"

MAGNETO

Alias: Tok-pu
Abilities: Isa ito sa mga pinakamakapangyarihan na nilalang sa balat ng mundong ibabaw. Ayon sa Law of Magneticism, "Opposite poles attract, like poles repel". Repelling force ang kanilang ginagamit. Tuwing naglalakad sila, lumalayo ang mga tao dahil sa matinding repelling force nito. Ngunit hindi magnetic force ang kanyang ginagamit kundi ang kinakakatakutang Tok-Pu force. Lumayo ka sa pwersang ito dahil 'pag naexpose ka sa Tok-Pu force ng humigit kumulang na dalawang minuto ay unti-unti kang mangingisay at magbabara ang iyong kalamnan, maninikip ang iyong dibdib, at mamamaga ang iyong ilong at bibig. May sabi-sabing ito ang sikreto ni Hitler sa likod ng kanilang gas chambers.
Paano maging tulad nila: I-adopt ang kanilang paniniwalang, "Bawal maligo kapag hindi full moon".
Special Attack: First Day High, Ma'am Ako Po!, Put Your Hands In The Air, Elevator Kill, Bus Kill, LRT Kill
Weaknesses: Rexona, Axe, Tawas
Ilan pa lamang yan sa mga special people sa ating paligid. Alam ko kung ano ang nasa isip mo.
Oo na ako na si Cyclops oo na sige na ako na Cyclops na ko oo na sige na ako na si Cyclops....

CYCLOPS

Alias: Mata
Abilities: Power of Mind. Ang taong ito ay may napakataas na concentration sa pag iisip. Madalang mo lang siyang makikitang nagrereview ng mga lessons niya. Ang lagi niyang sinasabi kada exams ay "ewan ko 'tol, di kasi ako nakapag review". Kadalasan ay makikita mo lang siya sa harap ng computer nila at naglalaro ng Pangya. Makikita mo rin na lagi siyang may hawak na papel pag naglalaro. Ginagamit niya ito sa paglalaro ng Pangya pag nandadaya siya.
Pano maging katulad niya: wag ka ng umasa dahil nag iisa lang talaga siya at walang katulad.
Special Attack: 'tol Billiards tayo!; Wag na! Laro nah lang tayo!; Pakikisama!
Ilan lamang ito sa mga salitang ginagamit niya para mawala sa isip mo ang pag-aaral.
Weakness: Billiards, Pangya, R.O.S.E. Perfect World

Joke time na itech!

SA BAKERY.
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?
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Honeymoon:
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Diba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!
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Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin mlakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino b talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
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Magsyota naglalakad sa park:
GF: Hon, ihi muna ako
BF: Dyan ka nalang sa damuhan...
Habang umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF nang may mahawakan syang mahaba sa gitna nito...
BF: Anak ng?! Bading ka ba o nagpalit na ng kasarian??
GF: Sira! Nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon. Tumatae na ako.
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BF : May ibibigay akong gift sayo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman...
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD! SMILE!!!
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(Sa loob ng Mall)
GUY: LOVE, yan ang dati kong girlfriend.
Jowa: Ang pangit pangit naman!
GUY: Wala akong magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko ever since...
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FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class
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BOB: nakakamagkano ka sa 1 araw?
PULUBI: nag-uumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na. naka 80 na ko.
BOB: hindi din masama noh? Ano mabibili mo niyan?
PULUBI: pwede na tong isang espresso macchiato sa starbucks!
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eto ang banat na malupet.
GUY: miss, pinaglihi ka ba sa inidoro?
GIRL: bakit?
GUY: kasi ako pinaglihi sa tae. Nung nakita kita, di ko mapigilang mahulog!
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pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenelyn de big yuten. Sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes! Shoyang ang fula, talong na fula, shoyang ang fute, talong na mafute, chuk chak chenes namo ek ek.
-yan na naman ang mga batang bading! Ayaw paawat!
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imagine if all straight guys are talking in gay lingo.

STUDENT: bakit di mo chinuva yung girlalu? Malaki naman ang susey ng lola mo ah.
HUNK: Winnie cordero nga dude sa susey, Melanie marquez naman sa brainwaves. Wit na.
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Jaworski while coaching: keber sa kalaban! Just focus! We cannot afford to luz valdez ! Getlakin niyo yung last freethrow! Windangin yung mga julaban! Ok! Go for the gold to the highest level mga chorva! Gow lang! gow lang ng gow!
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TEACHER: mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: eeewwww!
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magsyota sa motel.
BF: alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito.
GF: sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!
BF: oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!
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STUDENT: ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: natural hindi.
STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!
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PARI: halika sa sulok
MADRE: bakit po?
PARI: sara mo pinto.
MADRE: wag po!
PARI: patayin mo ilaw!
MADRE: diyos ko po!
PARI: tamo rosary ko. Glow in the dark!
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why was white chocolate invented? So little black kids could have dirty faces too! ============

isang araw sa may tindahan.
PULUBI: palimos po.
TINDERO: wala po, patawad.
PULUBI: sige na po, kahit magkano.
TINDERO: sya sige! Eto, dos.
PULUBI: salamat po ng marami. Isang Malboro nga po, yung menthol.
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TITSER: bat ka na-late?
EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.
TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.
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sa kasalan
PARI: sana ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo.
GROOM: eto P5, father. Tinignan ng pari ang bride.
PARI: eto P4 sukli mo iho.
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sabi nung friend ko, nakakalaki daw ng tiyan ang beer. Kasi noon minsan nalasing siya, nabuntis siya!
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a thirsty city girl went to a barrio
GIRL: where galling your water manong?
MATANDA: sa ilog ineng.
GIRL: ha? You drink that water manong?
MATANDA: duhhh! Why, sa syudad ba chine-chew?
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DEATH of MR.BEAN'S MOTHER
Mr Bean: (crying) the doctor just called up, my mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(after 2 minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder.)
Friend: what now, Mr. Bean?
Mr Bean: my sister just called. Her mom died too.
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NOEL: ipapangalan ko sa aking anak " LEON " baliktad ng Noel.
NINO: sa akin ONIN baliktad ng NINO.
TOTO: wag niyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan niyo!
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Sinoli ni Erap ang libro sa library.
ERAP: sobrang dami ng characters wala naman storya.
LIBRARIAN: kayo pala kumuha ng telephone directory namin!
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JAIME ZOBEL DE AYALA: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Spanish.
HENRY SY: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Chinese.
LITO ATIENZA: 1/2 Hawaiian, 1/2 Polo.
MIKE ARROYO: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 pork.
JOHN OSMENA: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Pinay.
PROSPERO PICHAY: 1/2 Unggoy, 1/2 gulay.
GMA: 1/2 ... only.
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MR: hon promise simula ngayon, iiwan ko na ang mga kabit ko.
MRS: wow. Thank you love. Ako naman, I promise, ang susunod nating anak, ikaw na ang ama. Promise talaga.
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NUN: mother! I was raped. What shall I do?
Mother SUPERIOR: here, take this calamansi.
NUN: will this ease the pain?
Mother SUPERIOR: sipsipin mo! Nang mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!
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SA OSPITAL.....
WIFE: hon, nahirapan ako huminga.
HUSBAND: kung nahirapan ka ng huminga, itigil mo na.
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ATE: pabili ng pilis.
TINDERA: ano po?
A: pilis po!
T: ha? Dilis?
A: pilis po.
T: ano? Philip?
A: pilis nga! Yung nudols.
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sa sabungan, walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong. Si Juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang inahin.
BANTAY: [sinita si Juan] ano yan?
JUAN: [galit pa!] manok!
BANTAY: alam ko, eh bakit inahin?
JUAN: may laban ang mister niya, siyempre moral support bobo!
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GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!
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INA: anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon. Pauwiin mo dito.
[pagkatapos tawagan.]
ANAK: nay, babae po ang sumagot.
INA: lintik, sinasabi ko na nga ba, may tinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi?
ANAK: 'you only have zero pesos in your account...' hindi ko na tinapos nay mukhang matapobre.
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nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakita niloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.
BANTAY: sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.
ERAP: bobo! Seedless to!
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ANAK: nay, ano po ba yung 10 commandments?
NANAY: yun yung sampung utos ng Diyos.
ANAK: mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
NANAY: bakit?
ANAK: ang dami niyong utos eh!
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thought to ponder: hindi kaya ang dahilan ng pagbaha sa panahon ni Noah ay pinutol niya lahat ng puno para gumawa ng napaka laking arko? ano sa tingin mo?
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HISTORY 101: JUDAS: anong gimik yang hinuhugasan ni Magda ang paa ni Bossing?
PETER: wag kang makialam, darating ang araw at tatawagin yang FOOT SPA.
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PEDRO: niloko ko yung tindera kanina.
JUAN: paano mo naman niloko yung tindera?
PEDRO: nagpaload ako eh wala naman akong celfon.
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paramihan ng anak.
HAPONESA: pumasok, bitbit 10 anak. (palakpakan)
AMERIKANA: pumasok, bitbit 20 anak. (palakpakan)
PINAY: pumasok, sigawan ang audience! "GO NAY!!"
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may nakakita sakin sa dalampasigan. malungkot at nagiisa.
sabi niya, 'kung mahal mo siya, bakit di mo ipadama?'
sumagot ako, 'mahal ka diyan?!!! naiwan ako sa outing tanga.'
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kung totoo ang ' Darwin 's theory of evolution' na ang tao ay nagmula sa unggoy, bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo?
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DORAY: mare, kulang pa kami ng isang miyembro. baka gusto mong sumali sa paluwagan. PINANG : hindi pa ako pwede, mare.
DORAY: bakit mare?
PINAY: virgin pa kasi ako.
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ERAP SA PIZZA HUT WAITER: sir, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices? ERAP: into four na lang, masyadong marami yung eight. di ko mauubos.
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SALESGIRL: sir, you can't smoke here.
CUSTOMER: but I bought these cigars from your store.
SALESGIRL: we also sell condoms, but it doesn't mean you can f*ck here.
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AMO: inday, kunin mo nga yung VOGUE magazine!
INDAY: mam, vogyu hindi vog.
AMO: inday, vog ang tamang pagbigkas.
INDAY: o sige na nga mam VOG na, there's no need to ARG.
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pano sasabihin sa isang girl na maitim ang kili-kili niya without hurting his feelings? "ganda ng deodorant mo ha, kiwi?"
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what's worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating? pag nakita mong kalahati na lang ang worm.
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Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.
ATTENDANT: naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.
ERAP: hay salamat. Akala ko bago!
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Overheard from a girl na galit sa kararating na boyfriend sa starbucks:
GIRL: my God, you're so late. Where did you . . . where have you. . . where do you. . . san ka ba galing?
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ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo, tubero. Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura, basurero. Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik, gimikero. Sa maraming babae, babaero. Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto.? Tambay pare, tambay!

I want this back. It DOES work.

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death..

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

"I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."

"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

"Yes," the farmer replied proudly.

"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill . His son's name?

Sir Winston Churchill.

Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Work like you don't need the money.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Sing like nobody's listening.

Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

It's National Friendship Week.

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH:

May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Ur Name Alphabets Describes You

> A- You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
> B -You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
> C -You definitely have a partier side in you, dont be shy to show it.
> D- You have trouble-trusting people.
> E- You are a very exciting person.
> F- Everyone loves you.
> G- You have excellent ways of viewing people.
> H- You are not judge mental.
> I- You are always smiling & making others smile.
> J- Jealousy.
> K- You like to try new things.
> L- Love is something you deeply believe in.
> M- Success comes easily to you.
> N- You like to work, but you always want a break
> O- you are very open-minded.
> P- You are very friendly and understanding.
> Q- You are a hypocrite.
> R-You are a social butterfly.
> S- You are very broad-minded.
> T- You have an attitude, a big one.
> U- You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
> V- You have a very good physical and looks.
> W- You like your privacy.
> X- You never let people tell you what to do.
> Y- you cause a lot of trouble.
> Z- You're always fighting with someone.

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President,

Dear everyone,
I don't know if you have watched David Letterman's Show when he used Filipino-American for his top ten reasons, but this certainly show we are an emerging group in this diversed society to be featured in Dave's famous TV show..Happy reading to all!!!

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President, By David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW , and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8.. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "psst... psst" or ‘hoy….hoy…hoy…’

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard < /FONT>.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS...

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

THE HEART

"Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began,"I'll open up your heart..."

"You'll find Jesus there," the boy interrupted.

the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he continued, to see how much damage has been done..."

"but when you open up my heart, you'llfind Jesus in there," said the boy.

The surgeon looked to the parents, who Sat quietly. "When I see how much damage has been done, I'll sew yourheart and chest back up, and I'll planwhat to do next."

"But you'll find Jesus in my heart. TheBible says He lives there. The hymns all say He lives there. You'll find Him in my heart."The surgeon had had enough. "I'll telly ou what I'll find in your heart.I'll find damaged muscle, low blood supply, and weakened vessels. And I'll find out if I can make you well."

"You'll find Jesus there too. He lives there."

The surgeon left.

The surgeon sat in his office, recording his notes from the surgery, "...damaged aorta, damaged pulmonary vein, widespread muscle degeneration.

No hope for transplant, no hope for cure. Therapy:painkillers and bed rest. Prognosis:here he paused, "death within one year."

He stopped the recorder, but there wasmore to be said. "Why?" he asked aloud."Why did You do this? You've put him here; You've put him in this pain; and You've cursed him to an early death. Why?

"The Lord answered and said, "The boy, my lamb, was not meant for your flock for long, for he is a part of My flock, and will forever be.

Here, in My flock, he will feel no pain, and will be comforted as you cannot imagine.

His parents will one day join him here,and they will know peace, andMy flock will continue to grow."

The surgeon's tears were hot, but hisanger was hotter. "You created that boy, and You created that heart. He'llbe dead in months Why?"

The Lord answered, "The boy, My lamb, shall return to My flock, for He hasdone his duty: I did not put My lambwith your flock to lose him, but to retrieve another lost lamb." The surgeon wept...

The surgeon sat beside the boy's bed; the boy's parents sat across from him. The boy awoke and whispered, "Did you cut open my heart?"

"Yes," said the surgeon."What did you find?" asked the boy.

"I found Jesus there," said the surgeon.

Author Unknown

NAIL IN THE FENCE

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper.

His Father gave him a bag of nails
and told him that every time he lost his

temper, he must hammer a nail into the back

of the fence.

The first day the boy had
driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next
few weeks, as he learned to control his
anger, the number of nails hammered daily
gradually dwindled down. He discovered
it was easier to hold his temper than to
drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the ! day came when the boy didn't
lose his temper at all. He told his father
about it and the father suggested that the
boy now pull out one nail for each day that he
was able to hold
his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally
able to tell his father that all the nails
were gone. The father took his son by the
hand and led him to the fence He said, "You
have done well, my son, but look at the
holes in the fence. The fence will never be
the same. When you say things in anger,
they leave a scar just like this one. You can put
a knife in a man and draw it out.

It won't matter how many times you say "I'm
sorry", the wound is still there. A verbal
wound is as bad as a physical one.

Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They
make you smile and encourage you to succeed.

They lend an ear, they share words of praise
and they always want to open their hearts to us."

It's National Friendship Week. Show your
friends how much you care.