Saturday, February 2, 2008

MANEUVER CORRECTLY

The captain of a battleship was sailing his ship on a dark knight. He saw a bright light on the ocean heading straight for his ship. Tha captain established radio contact with the person flashing the bright light saying,

“You are on my way; please change your course 20 degrees.”

The response came quickly, “Advise you change your course 20 degrees.”

The captain started to lose his patience. “I am a captain, you must change your course.”

The other end answered, “I am a seaman second class, you change your course”

At this point the captain raised his voice ordering, “I am a battleship, do as I say”

The response was brief, “I am a lighthouse.”

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